sexually explicit lines from childrens TV programmes

[SalvadorDalek]

Is it my dirty mind or are childrens TV shows full of cheeky lines?
Captain Mack is a prime example at the end of a show last week a female character asked him if he would like to have "a dip in her box" and I am sure I remember Nina and the nurons saying "it goes hard"
I supose the writers have to amuse themselves somehow

onimolap: that was a Simon Groom classic, wasn't it? Along with the "fine pair of knockers."

And "once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough for any man."

Ah yes! The knockers!

Both from Simon on Blue Peter.

Another from Blue Peter was when the dog ran through John Leslie's legs. He said "Ooh, Goldie's just run between my legs", and Anthea said "ooh, nice place to be."

There was an episode of captain mack where one of the women said ohh captain mack it's so big! about a christmas tree, and captain mack winked at the screen!

I mean at the camera, obviously

Show Me Show Me is full of 'em.

Just last week Chris implored Pui to "hump it, hump it, hump it" in a song about a camel, Rihanna is obviously writing the music for Show Me Show Me these days.

I'm so glad it's not just my filthy mind! DD watched Captain Mack when it first aired - about 3 years ago? She loved it, but I was gobsmacked by the amount of obvious innuendo. I really did think it was just me.

There's something he'd always say to his monkey (was it a monkey?) in the first few episodes that made me and it must have been too risqué as they didn't continue it in any other episodes I watched. Of course, can't think for the life of me what it was!!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one having a snigger at the TV - I was being think hubby and I were a pair of deviants lol.

My favourite line I've heard recently was from "In The Night Garden" when the narrator said "what big stones you have Makka Pakka ... "

Smirked at Postman Pat this morning and the "shiny helmets"...