to think there should be somewhere to post the more risqué questions within mumsnet?

[Butternutsquash22]

im not talking dirty or anything obscene, just somewhere to be able to talk about the more specific aspects of a relationship ()without feeling out of place for doing so?

am I missing something and does this actually exist? If not, does anyone else think that it would make sense to have such an area or is it just me with sex on the mind?

Do they have chickens in the suburbs, or am I confusing matters?

more than you would even know about loopy

No-one likes my chicken and egg joke then?

I would hope that not many creepy men would spend their time trawling through MN on the off-chance that they might come across a pleasing one, but I could be incredibly naive...

oh well!

Do they have chickens in the suburbs, or am I confusing matters?

Yes they do, but have pampas grass by the coop.

They do, honestly Butternut. I had to get a bit stroppy with our mate from the city.

Butter

Hope you dont think I'm creepy.

wtf? Pampas grass? is that code for something...?
Is Pampas Grass your "safe" word Slobby?

Pampas grass = sign to show you are swingers.

I think?

isnt pampas grass a sign that there are swingers nearby....

Yeah, never heard of swinger chickens.

Pampas grass is a bit itchy, no? Does it actually serve a practical purpose in the act of swingery?

swingers are like rats - you are never more than a few foot away from one... or is it that they carry the plague? never was too sure on that one

Pretty loose morals, these fowl.

you can get a terrible cut from pampas grass - perhaps it is more for the BDSM world than the swingers?

Sounds like a new recipe at Chiquitos - swinger chicken.

That's what I was thinking Asteria.

Does the word 'swinging' come from, erm, swinging?

when I was little my neighbours used to have a particularly spectacular specimen of pampas in their garden.

I used to go over and play with their little girl around the same age as me, and we would pull bits out and have sword fights.

Now my adult knowledge has tainted my innocent childhood games :(

Hmmm:

swing
O.E. swingan "to rush, fling oneself," from P.Gmc. *swenganan (cf. O.S., O.H.G. swingan, O.Fris. swinga, Ger. schwingen "to swing, swingle, oscillate") denoting "violent circulatory motion." The meaning "move freely back and forth" is first recorded 1545. The noun meaning "a stroke with a weapon" is from 1375; sense of "an apparatus that swings" is first recorded 1687. Meaning "shift of public opinion" is from 1899. The meaning "variety of big dance-band music with a swinging rhythm" is first recorded 1933, though the sense has been traced back to 1888; its heyday was from mid-30s to mid-40s. Swinging "uninhibited" dates from 1958; and swinger "person who is lively in an unrestrained way" is from 1965. Both had various other slang senses traceable to 1590s. Swing shift first recorded 1941, typically 4 p.m. to midnight. Phrase in full swing "in total effect or operation" (1570) is probably from bell-ringing.

ding dong

Asteria - really ?.

Butter sorry for taking the tread OT.

really what Slobby?

Getting paper cuts.