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to ask you to help me make up a big fat LIE?

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bupcakesandcunting · 10/02/2011 12:39

OK

We bought a new dining table last December and took out an insurance policy on it whereby if any accidental damage occured to it or the chairs, a repairman would come out and mend it for us. We asked at the time if that would cover our 3y/o doing stuff like spilling paint etc etc and the sales bloke said no because it is OUR responsibility to make sure our kid doesn't wreck the table. Fair enough.

On tuesday, was at home with poorly DS and poorly DH, not feeling on top form myself. My friend came round with her little boy and basically I forgot to put a cloth on the table while the boys were in the dining room. Went in a few minutes later and they were playing toy cars on top of the table and there are 3 bad scratches on it :(

I need to call the shop and ask for a repair but they won't cover me if I say "yeah the kids were using it as a Formula 1 track for the Matchbox cars" I can't think of what I could say happened without getting rumbled but I need it fixed before DH sees it and has a diva fit, oh God. I need to come up with a plausible fib and fast. Help me :(

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kaid100 · 10/02/2011 18:36

Out of interest, how do you react when you realise one of your dc has lied?

WhereYouLeftIt · 10/02/2011 20:07

Given that the shop has said the repair would be fairly cheap, wouldn't it make more sense to just pay for the repair yourself? ANd avoid the moral dilemma completely?

pascoe28 · 10/02/2011 20:08

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Asteria · 10/02/2011 20:13

Bupcakes - if you decide to DIY (which to be honest sounds like the best option here) then Liberon do a really good range of retouch crayons for covering up scratches - you basically draw into the scratch then polish over it afterwards. The crayons are only about £5 and you will get enough to sort out a lifetime of toy car scrapemarks - you can usually get them from B&Q type shops - but look online and you might well get cheaper.

bupcakesandcunting · 10/02/2011 21:04

Earth to this thread - I rang up and told the truth :(

Asteria I have seen those crayons in the god damn Betterware book. I told the man I don't buy stuff from betterware so he never returned!

P.s Pascoe, YOU fuck off no come backs.

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ImFab · 10/02/2011 21:07

Try show polish and don't lie.

ImFab · 10/02/2011 21:07

shoe not show.

Asteria · 10/02/2011 21:09

you do right - I think that it is a cover for a dodgy religious sect Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 10/02/2011 21:13

That is what I have ALWAYS thought. There was even a picture of the Betterware bloke and his wife on the leaflet with the book, a real creepy picture where they are trying to hypnotise me into doing sex things with them.

Well, to quote Lynn from I'm Alan Partridge, "I don't want any part in your sex festival"

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