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To not give a fiddlers fart if our TV is broken beyond repair

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softglowsandmaybes · 05/02/2011 21:36

This morning DD was watching TV, it made a slightly alarming noise and went off, now it wont power up. Well it will but it wont come on - When you switch it on, nothing happens, no standby light, nothing,but there is power going to it because i checked it with a volt detector. Thats that, its busted, broke, caput, stuffed, buggered and knackered. And i dont care!! Ive just realised, i never actually watch it. I am SAHM and i never have it on during the day (i MIGHT have the radio but i enjoy the silence). I am now quite relaxed as DP is doing bedtime (late night due to pub lunch with DD and DP) and im enjoying the fact that the TV isn't on. My DP will turn the bloody thing on as soon as he walks into a room, even if he is just passing through it (is that a man thing?)

Had to give DP a Biscuit though, because despite the fact that I Checked it was plugged in Hmm Checked the fuse etc, he walked in - attempted to turn it on, checked it was plugged in and said, did you check the fuse - errr, yeah, i told you earlier on that i did all of those things - plank! That must be another man thing

mmmmmmmm peace - and, mores to the point, when DP has done bedtime there will be no shit telly, no bloody cops and robbers and fast drivers, no Dave (tv channel) repeats and no fucking bruce willis/jackie chan/van dam shoot em ups either. Bloody lovely

Only thing is DD1 has just donated us her old one - oh well, peace tonight then

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pointythings · 05/02/2011 21:58

Dunno - no Being Human...

Couldn't handle that. Grin

AgentZigzag · 05/02/2011 22:07

YABU, if it's too quiet I have to start thinking for myself again.

Ummm no thanks!

softglowsandmaybes · 05/02/2011 22:44

well, donated tv now plugged in ad some random kickboxing film playing, but its ok because i can't hear it over DPs snores! Sometimes i should like to flick his forehead really hard

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softglowsandmaybes · 05/02/2011 22:45

I do have to admit today thinking OMG what AM i going to do with DD all day now! Blush

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ChaoticAngelofAnarchy · 05/02/2011 22:47

The problem with having no tv is that they may try to take over the computer while you're mnetting, so be glad you have one Grin

bupcakesandcunting · 05/02/2011 22:48

YABU when there are gems such as Take me Oot and Tool Academy to feast on.

AgentZigzag · 05/02/2011 22:49

Hot Fuzz is on ITV in a min Smile

Go on flick him, I dares yer Grin

Soups · 05/02/2011 22:51

If he's snoring turn it off?

Unless he's like my husband who can talk, snore, talk, have eyes open, snore a bit more, talk, close eyes, snore, snore, snore, suddenly jump up to get a glass of water, get back on sofa, snore, snore, snore, snore.

At that point I go to bed. He comes up later and in the morning complains that he couldn't get to sleep. Hmm Nothing to do with the odd few hours of half life sofa existence before?

AgentZigzag · 05/02/2011 22:52

And what's significant about a fiddlers fart?

Do they fart more than what's considered healthy?

Or is it that they can slip them out under the cover of their fiddling, and so not to be trusted in polite company?

Tryharder · 05/02/2011 22:54

I am with you OP. DS2 smashed the front screen of ours with a plastic sword (accidentally!). It was great and then my Dad gave us one for Christmas....

I don't watch telly at all at the moment. Even the kids don;t watch it much apart from videos/DVDs. DH works abroad for a lot of the time but when he's here, it suddenly becomes on all the time and I have to put up with shit like Cops on Camera, Police Interceptors, World's Greatest Videos etc etc etc.

softglowsandmaybes · 05/02/2011 22:56

Soups - are you sure you aren't talking about MY DP, he does just that, snores mid conversation so i stop talking, go on his say, but you're fucking snoring, no im not, oh god.

Agent - i haven't a clue, its just more polite than a flying fuck, i read it in angelas ashes

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AgentZigzag · 05/02/2011 23:57

'i haven't a clue, its just more polite than a flying fuck, i read it in angelas ashes'

Oh c'mon softglow, you could have least have made something up Grin

softglowsandmaybes · 06/02/2011 00:09

i couldnt give a policemans wank maybe?

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softglowsandmaybes · 06/02/2011 00:09

can you tell im bored

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AgentZigzag · 06/02/2011 00:19

Need a good bunfight to kick off somewhere...

BeerTricksPotter · 06/02/2011 00:19

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softglowsandmaybes · 06/02/2011 00:21

yep, very disappointing this weekend, no mention of bumsex anywhere.

how about a tadpoles testicle, i don't give a tadpole's testicle for your monkey's chuff!

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