AIBU to be surprised that Dad's are appearing here.

[Lizcat]

So DH just asked does Dadsnet exist? So google it and yes it does. It's so dreary.
No wonder we have Dads arriving here, it's a bit like comparing Aldi with Harrods Food Hall, obviously Mumsnet is Harrods.

Yeah it would sound like your kind of joint. You have a dick ffs.

I am printing Sexual Technics off, framing it and sticking it up in the bathroom

I don't think that thread is a true representation of Dadsnet.

It makes us look a bit racier than we are most of the time.

< sips horlicks >

would you like a Rich Tea with that ?

Truck, you know Flight of the Conchords shizzle so in my book, you are too kewl 4 skewl.

Rich Tea = the biscuit of pensioners. You want a nice chocolate bourbon.

Not that keen on Rich Tea thanks though,I think I've got some Bourbons. Can't be arsed to move though.

A bit of a dull saturday night to say the least.

High five for dull saturdays.

DH has buggered off and left me on my ownsome. Highlight of the evening was king orawn and chilli linguine from Sainsbury's and the Peru episode of An Idiot Abroad. I used to be a party animal :(

And me. What happened? Oh yeh had kids.

Yeah But i've still drained a bottle of pinot grigot, smoked a ciggy in the back garden and have listened to music at FULL VOLUME on my laptop.

Rock and fuckin' roll!

Bup - I finished a half bottle of Sauvignon and have opened a bpttle of Pinot Grigio too. It tastes weirdly savoury and has spoilt things a little...

I'd quite like a bourbon or 5.

I don't think I've met you before Rizzo, how are the Pink Ladies getting on?

A wella wella wella

I am contem,plating opening the gin RIZZO but it will end in tears. I will be on here at 4 tomorrow morning slagging off Richard Kearney who dumped me when I was about sixteenb the CUNT

Peachy Keen thanks Truck.

I'm in middle age mumsnet-wise but in a new guise! You could at least offer a lady a bourbon.

Bup

Gin=tears. Mother's ruin etc.

Surely you want the vodka or tequila for a good time on a saturday neet? Was was your drink when you had a life hmm? Mine was a mojito...

BTW we (DBa and I) call mother RIZZ0 as she strikes a resemblance.

Was was? WHAT was.

Help yourself.

Bup are you plastered?

Grease was my favourite film when I was a kid.

A MOJITO.

Still love a mojito. I get on a train for a mojito. And a capirhinia. Sometimes I make mojitos in the house. DH thinks that I am being very extravagant whislt he sups his Aldo french lager

Always down a tequila on entering a nightclub. It makes everyone nicer

I wouldn't say plastered, Truck but have the wine glow. Much like mad Ken who wanders the town of an afternoon.

Truckulente is alright. He can stay.

Tequila is the happy drug of the booze world!

I'll pul more than a train Yer bashterd

I like Tuckulent. He can share my bag opf Doritos NOT A EUPHEMISM

BOF! I found myself pathetically wondering today if I had been the one to name your puppy...?

Dadsnet, dreary? In the eye of the beholder. It ain't for girls.