If you can't get your piles out in a small room with just you and your family GP, what on earth are you doing going on national TV?
and why, if you start getting warts and tumors all over your body do you not go to see your GP? Why wait until you are covered in them and they are the size of footballs before you think about getting them sorted out?
I just don't understand the desire to get your most personal problems discussed by the nation.