Attention: A polite notice

[LadyOfTheManor]

I am not one to moan. OK I am.

If you are raving about the new wine emoticon:
then that is fabulous.

If you would like to write the plural of wine, and use the emoticon it does not look like this:

's

If you continue (you know who you are) I may have to flick you in the forehead think of a suitable punishment.

Over and out.

At least you don't have

jammy 's.

You are not going to fix it the apostrophe thing. Give up, have a and enjoy the best of best misuses instead:

-Ladyies's bag's
-Lot's of fruit for sail

My personal hatred is the misuse of "its" (possessive). It's misused everywhere! Gah, where's my ?

Luca-I have clammy palms after reading that.

Wow... the wine symbol arrives the very day I come off my self-imposed wagon.

Tonight I have just had my first glass of wine since New Year

Cheers Mumsnet