Was driving my ten year son (was his birthday) and two friends plus my two girls out for the day in our notoriously bad-tempered town. Pulled up at a roundabout heading towards a dual-carriageway with a hard shoulder on either side of the lane iyswim, as there was traffic coming around the roundabout.
One of vehicles coming around the roundabout was a soft-sided large van with the tarps flapping. As it went around the roundabout a tad too fast, an entire close-coupled lavatory fell out of the flapping side and smashed all over the roundabout.
This was surreal enough, but as I lingered a fraction too long, and put on my hazard lights, impatient lady behind be pulled angrily out from behind and screeched past, straight over the still tumbling shards of ceramic, puncturing three of her (4) tyres.
AIBU to have laughed all the way to Birdworld, and to still be laughing about it now? It made my son's day, I can tell you.