to think Thomas is a big blue bellend?

[LaWeaselMys]

"Why don't you do something useful like me?"
"Blue is the only colour for a useful engine!"
"Number One always goes first!"

Sod. Off.

So that's makes two chuffing women bupcakes, I'll toot when I see you.

Oh god, this has just brought it all back...

DS1 had a blue coat, so he was always Gordon, my mindee had a green coat so he had to be Henry. My coat was black, so I alternated between having to be Donald or Douglas.

We had to chuff along between the "tracks" on the road which Telewest had kindly left on the pavement after fitting the cables to all the houses.

He is so over Thomas now hooray, and has moved on to a dinosaur obsession. Dinosaurs are MUCH more interesting IMO.

Hopefully ds1 will be willing to do all the Thomas stuff when ds2 is old enough so I don't have to suffer it all again

If I see anyone chuffing along the pavement, I'll be sure to peep as we go past :o

I've just spent an hour in the garden being made to take the 'branch line' and 'couple up' while we pick up passengers....

I am so glad I am not alone.

Peep peep!

I quite liked Thomas (although could live without the fucking songs and for anyone who hasn't experienced Thomas live.. The performers may the x factor auditions look good) . But why does diesel keep getting repeat appearances despite his malevolence when poor old bukgy and bulstrode were for the scrap heap after one offense?

And if I am really nit picky it's all very well bringing in girl engines (not that it botherered me as a kid) but on the iPhone game why could they not be arsed to pay for a female voice for Emily? Dd refers to her as "Emily who cant speak".

I would take the Mavis fandango over pretending to be cranky