They're doing what now?

[Bassett22]

Disclaimer: I'm new here, so not sure if this is the right topic area - seems to be the most popular one though

As a partner/husband of several years, and father of six months, I overheard a colleague the other day talking about something called "sex".

Can anyone explain to me what this so-called "sex" is about? From what I caught of the conversation it sounds quite intriguing, but when I posed the idea to my wife, she suggested it's probably not something I'd be interested in.

Is it a sport, or more of a pastime? I already enjoy watching cricket, so perhaps I don't need another hobby. Still, any enlightenment would be gratefully received.

Thanks!

No biddy that'll be cake

And it's way better than sex!

definately sex... i get fat,41 weeks later and we have another mouth to feed...

Sex. The number between five and seven. Don't see the problem?

Shhh RedGre, Basset is new.

Gabby?

Isn't sex where your dh boils a kettle, pours the hot water over a little bag containing leaves and add milk/ sugar to taste? I think your wife would probably enjoy that. Dh and I can do that several times in an evening
We don't even mind people watching us do it...

CTR - I am Bassett, I just managed to break my old username somehow (n00b) and can no longer access my account to change it.

lazarusb oooh, I'm good at that! There's nothing DW likes more than a good strong cup of tea. In the morning, at night, in the garden when it's sunny - she's insatiable.

I am enlightened.

and

you are a stute.

RedGreenBlue You truly are a showman

Rules of Sex:

Each man that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

I think this is the team game version....

omigawd, at what point do I shake it all about?

It will go out of fashion again soon. Like deely boppers and flares.