To find Peter Andre incredibly annoying?!

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I literally cannot stand the one he constantly moans on about "how much he loves his kids" and "how he only cares about the kids". It infuriates me...it is no different to other parents and loving your children does NOT make you a saint.

And then there is all this crap about him and Katie Price, who i am not defending for one minute, but at least she is upfront. I hate how he always mentions a news story about her in his magazine column and then says "but I couldn't possible comment". Which implies a judgement on her and does in fact do the exact opposite of what he isn't meant to be doing.

And what's more I cannot stand that his "reality show" just focuses on those poor children. At least his ex-wife's shows other bloody things. Plus what kind of "loving family man who only cares about the kids" leaves his wife three weeks after a traumatic miscarriage and never mentions it or defends her and then gets all uppity when she mentions it DESPITE the fact that he told the world about her previous miscarriage. Oh yeah...I know why...because it would make him look bad

Sorry for the rant, I just find him and his saintly attuide so annoying!!!!

Sorry for any spelling errors by the way....

I saw him at Pride one year and he refused to take his shirt off (after loud requests from the audience). He seemed to take his shirt off in every other forum so it made me a bit about why he was there and whether he was a tad homophobic. Didn't relly like him to start with though!

*really of course

why are you watching his show? why are you reading his column?

He has kissed me on the cheek....
Small but quite sweet.

Just stop inviting him round.

Otherwise, close the magazine and press the little off button on your remote.

YANBU he is the human equivilant of thrush- you think you've got rid of it and it comes back. And irritates like mad.

"I really, really love my kids." err yeah obviously you do, you're their bloody dad. funnily enough I love mine too...

I dont watch his show really, I just happen to frequently see the adverts for it. And his column was in a magazine I was reading at the doctors this evening, hence the random rant!

This btw is why I avoid him like the plague.

He came to my school when he very first became famous (as I Marylin Manson fan I had no clue who he was) and all the screechy popular girls went mental and started running around, screaming, shoving the misfits (me) around and fainting.

Kind of despised him since then although it's not really his fault.

Also, I read in the newspaper that the man is nearly 40...he really should act like it and blubbering for attention constantly because "he misses the kids so much". He really gets on my tits today...I must be having one of those days

Ooh Deaddei, that rhymed!

He does seem a bit annoying, kind of "look at how dignified I am being compared to my terrible and not very good XW..."

I don't watch his crappy show or read his column though

Marylin Manson was a right git in real life the time I met him. Was very rude to a friend of mine. And this was backstage at Metallica so he was amongst friends.

Terrible and not very good?
Great choice of insults bounty!

I would normally despise people like him (reality tv stars etc), but compared to his awful ex-wife he looks like a saint.

I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand him.... they are all highly annoying but I also cant stand the saintly I never do anything wrong, and im the best dad blah blah blah.... There was one episode of the katie and peter where he showing himself right up ( think they were renting these wheelie vehicle in LA ) and he took the mickey out of the sales man who clearly didn't who he was and then did a massive diva strop and stormed out! certainly showed his true colours... They are all a bunch of wallys and dont get me started on kerry " Im a reformed person" Katona!!

phew!!! thats better

Oh kerry katona...she is another one. Can I not pick up a magazine for a casual read to relax with without being force-fed these people. "I swear on my kids lives that i'm not going to touch drugs." Errr hang on...didn't you say that last time, and the time before that?!

I hate him, but I think I hate his management even more-he's simply their puppet

Cousin met him and Katie when they were still together and she said he was lovely and friendly but Katie was aloof. I like him but he does go on a bit and rather than be so sanctimonious about why they split, just tell us!

I bet katie/Jordan is spitting blood at his new gf!

Personally I cannot stand Paul or Stella McCartney - they look and act like smug arseholes

What I find deeply creepy is that Paul McCartneys new girlfriend looks exactly like his eldest daughter. Eeeeeew. Right will def stop even glancing at those magazines its too disturbing.

I can't stand him, not one iota!

Agree he annoys me, and i have to admit i slightly feel sorry for katie price as she got all the slack and insults when they seperated, all that on top of the miscarriage.

I also wonder if it is true she doesn't know the reason he left, cause if it was because she had a night out without him there, then that's pathetic.

2nd marriage total rebound.

Aww, Junior and Princess-Tiamii! I love you kids so much - that's why I've sold a story about your mum to the News of the World! I know the advert was incredibly tacky, but that's just me!

With the money I earned by bitching on a national level about the woman I married and had two children, I'm going to buy you both mini quad bikes! But we have to make sure everybody around sees what a great dad I am, so I'm going to take pictures of you brrrring around and put them in my Planet Pete! article - next to the judgemental little snippet I'm going to write about how "disgusting" it is that Katie Price dared let my daughter play around with a little bit of make-up. Ooh, unless I invite a bunch of men from ITV to come with huge cameras and invade your special birthday party... Yes! I'll do that! Because I'm an AMAZING dad!

Where's Harvey, you ask? Oh, I can't see him anymore. :( Unfortunately, I can't find a nanny who is qualified to care for a boy with special needs. I know I'm extremely rich and YES I know, I did try to adopt him and have always said I see him like a son of my own - but it's out of my hands! It's not like I'm in one of the best positions to find a nanny, considering I don't even wipe my own arse now I've met Clare Powell and her little management agency.

Speaking of which - where's my recovering drug-addict of a best friend? I think I'm going to invite her around for Christmas. Despite spending Christmas day with another woman, I'm suddenly going to announce a few weeks later that I've been dating Frank Lampard's ex secretly for a long time - and it's very serious! Our secret will be rumbled when we were caught trying to sneak out of a fancy London hotel, hands in hands and gazing into each others' eyes... I promise you, kids, it's nothing to do with the fact that she's JUST about to go on Dancing on Ice (maybe I can try and gather fame from yet another woman if she ends up being liked), and DEFINITELY nothing to do with the fact that she's JUST been signed up to my management agency... (The same agency which started rumours that I was dating Kerry Katona, Chantelle... anyone else who joined the agency...) Ooh, but I've just thought of another great way to sting your mum kids, I'm going to tell them just how "classy" my new girlfriend is in comparison...

I love you kids. I'm such a sweet, genuine guy.

Oh yeah, if my point wasn't clear then, OP, I very much agree with you! The man is a mess. I had to stop reading new! magazine a while ago because of him (and the apparent hate campaign against Katie Price which fills about 20% of the magazine's pages) :( And luckily, I never watch those ITV2 documentaries anyway. But it's still impossible to escape him. The man is everywhere. A few weeks ago, he even decided to go and sign his (CDs? Books? What does he even do anymore!?) at the ASDA near to my house. Blocked all the roads up from all the girls going to see him :(

YES BABYLANN....you have pretty much summed the idiot up. The whole qualified nanny thing really stuck in my throat. Surely it would've been obvious to him that we would ned a nanny withose specific qualifications, and i refuse to believe it was that hard to find one, and then he whinged on that his ex...harvey's mother...had to give her the once over. HARDLY SHOCKING IS IT?!?!?! Oh he drives me insane, as does his manager. Jesus. Where has all this rage come from. I actually read new today where they had to issue an apolagy (sp) to katie price as he had lied about her in his column...something to do with she hadn't contacted him about removing the kids from the media glare when she actually had.

Also, although there is nothing wrong with a man having a fling, like he did with that girl, it pissed me off how he lied about it whilst being all sanctimous about his ex. PHEW!!!

YADNBU! I hate him! He looks so oily and sleazy and greasy!