I've lost my child benefit number and I need it so I looked online to get the phone number for the CB office.
At the top of the Google search, there are a number of sponsored links. Each of them are privately owned companies where you call a premium rate number and get a recorded message giving you the phone number of the CB office. And for that they charge you £1.50.
That's not a legitimate business enterprise is it? It exists solely to rip people off. They are called things like 'Child Benefit Customer Helpline (Need to speak to a Child Benefit advisor? We have the phone number)' and 'Customer Service Numbers (Child Benefits telephone number. Speak to an advisor by phone now.)'. So they sound fairly legit and it's very easy to call them because it's the first thing on the page that says Child Benefit Helpline
Can't they outlaw these fucking waste of space people?