To have been annoyed by the dirty looks this woman was giving me..

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whilst I was trying to do my shopping.

I have no idea what her problem was. It wasnt like my DS was being any bother or anything, he was happily munching away on a snack and drinking his drink.

Maybe she was jealous of all the scrumptious food I was buying for his birthday party this weekend.

Maybe she didn't approve of the snack. What was it? Or maybe she was just a weirdo?

Arf.

Well if you will insist on buying greggs sausage rolls and fruitshoots.

For shame.

Or was the problem your auntie tattoo??

Grumpy old bag - sounds like she was on auto-scowl and you were unlucky enough to stray into her path. Enjoy the birthday food!

She only popped in for some teabags though. Normally she wouldn't be seen dead in that place. She was on her way to the organic greengrocer.

arf, too late

Loving your work ABF! :o xxx

I bet she hasn't got a fucking allotement at home.

Were you picking stuff off the shelves to give to your son to eat whilst you were shopping? That could be it if you were. There are some people who 'graze' all the way around the aisles. Whether they pay for the food at the end is questionable, but the shop gets the costs back from the paying customers anyway.

I can't understand it myself, we seem to have become a culture of non-stop guzzlers, unable to last ten minutes or so without filling our faces, for goodness sakes.

what's all this then?

OW...allotment.

I'll have you know my "auntie" tattoo is very tasteful. Big Kev used proper sharp sewing needles he'd bought from poundland. The ink came from a parker pen i'll have you know.

And i bet you've got those lovely jewels studded through your nails too.

She's jealous.

The woman had probably been reading MN and realised that you can't make sympathetic comments because it will be taken the wrong way! (recent woman with a dog thread)so she was probably trying to do her 'friendly, non judgemental face' and failing.

Don't be ridiculous - it was your muffin top and stained white trousers that did it, not your trolley.

Maybe because she wanted tea bags she was jealous of your cold tea?

I just bet she looked like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/672606/blog_images/umbridge.jpg&imgrefurl=www.starpulse.com/news/Paul_Meekin/2010/11/17/a_fantasy_haters_guide_to_harry_potter1&usg=__ld81ge4zd_bW9y1klyWDOgPk-sw=&h=400&w=320&sz=108&hl=en&start=0&sig2=ut3GeyVtfD3qgqPe7B9dQA&zoom=1&tbnid=1BmfjIf1skZ_JM:&tbnh=166&tbnw=162&ei=8kxATZbBJZSn8QOUx-j4Aw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dprofessor%2Bumbridge%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D649%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=499&vpy=262&dur=846&hovh=251&hovw=201&tx=88&ty=121&oei=8kxATZbBJZSn8QOUx-j4Aw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this

Were you stealing grapes in Tesco again?

I spotted a rather overweight woman wearing jeggins last week. Wouldn't have been too bad if she hadn't have had a sweaty crack. I know it wasn't you OP. I now judge everyone on the sweaty crack jeggings scale, you're low down, 3/10.

please tell me that you were wearing pyjamas?

You know I'm joking right?

right. someone please explain. what have i missed?