to think that if we're talking about MN Royalty...

[SleepingLion]

...UnquietDad should really be the only contender because he's a man, and I think MN needs a man to lead it.

A man with an independent income and a public school education is what we need. Why break with the natural order of things?

I vote for Rod Liddle, meself.

Maybe with Tony Parsons as his deputy.

I have always had a soft spot for those two. Such charming gents.

do none of the other men on MN count then? Obviously it has to be a man but why that man

Andy Grey - definitely.

He's so wise and masterful and would certainly teach us feckless and silly women a thing or two.

And he's so handsome.

What's not to like?

I think we need to know all their biscuit preferences first

maybe he could team up with Jeremy Clarkson?

I love being told what to do by old mature men in jeans and loafers. In truth, i find it a bit of a turn on.

Cannot believe no one has namechanged to AngyGray

Depends how much hair she's got...

^By TheCowardlyLion Wed 26-Jan-11 14:45:22

Well, this is the problem, Kurri - I come on here thinking 'Today's the day I must get MN organised' but I'm just so ditzy I get distracted by a nice Per Una link on a S&B thread and never get around to it.^

I think even Justine has given up on that hope TBH.

But then what does little old me know?

See I'm even too female stupid to manage italics properly

Well then LeQueen, she can't possibly understand the off-side rule.

Only baldy baldy macho men can get their vast brains round it (which is probably why they are bald, you know, all that brains and stuff).

'How about Andy Grey. He could do with a new job'

Listen you sweet, little, kitten like creatures, it's Gray, not Grey.

Oooh, just what we NEED a real live MAN to tell us what to do

Ooh, I was just going to pop along and suggest Jeremy Clarkson. He's so wise, he knows all about cars. And um. Cars. and how to be a twunt
That's the kind of man we need, for when MN breaks down.

Hang on - don't we have DarrenMNHQ any more? Maybe he was brought in to be king.

im mn royalty fgs

you all know that.

arf

Yes but we're staging a coup to have you replaced by a big strong REAL man.

I think Justine said Darren escaped to the Lake District. Maybe it was all too much.

What happened to Jason Thunderpants?

I think Darren was actually scared off when Hully started virtually slobbering all over him.

poor man. I don't think he's been the same since.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeres Andy

So you Birds/bitches/bits of stuff/totty,or whatever you like to be called want a new leader.
Well here I am but I am surprised that you find the time to be on MN. shouldnt you be doing the housework,making meals for your hard working man?

Rafi
Jason Thunderpants keeps name changing. He doesnt like the attention

Maybe Andy Grey IS Gaby Loggon...

Jason T is PatFig