to think that white bibs

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are just there to torment me.

A quick disclaimer: the only white/light coloured bibs I own were given to me, but really - is there a more impractical baby essential?

They are impossible to get clean after my DS has plastered food on every surface eaten, so I can only conclude that they were designed to make me look like a Bad Mother.

Well, I've had enough. I don't need any help looking like a Bad Mother - my large glass of wine and I have got that covered.

I didn't realise bibs were for display! Mine got dirty, stayed dirty til they went in the wash and never came out white again but it never bothered me. So YABU.

Napisan is your friend is you want them white [bgrin] but yes, once they are past the tiny baby, milk only, stage... white is a bit of a nightmare. Pink/red/orange being the best!

You could dye them?

White bibs with mashed banana stains are never a good look!

Also any white clothes, they never look the same once washed.

I think I should be allowed to BU and demand that every bib from now on should be orange! It's a bib manufacturer conspiracy, I tell ya!

Oh, don't get me started on the baby clothes conspiracy, AuntiePickleBottom They're all out to get me

From now on, if anyone gives me a light coloured bib, I'm going to just assume that they hate me and want to drive me nuts