......to ask if her Toddler could play with DDs Kitten because "he'll probably just throw a Tantrum if I say no" & I thought you wouldn't mind, because if you like Kittens you probably like kids too" 
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(our front window faces onto the street & both our cats love to sit in it & play cute for passers by, both rescue Cats, so not sure if it reminds them of their old CPL pen, or they are both just feline Tarts
)
she was polite enough, but I'm still gobsmacked at the brass nerve 