Im soooo confused, but Ive managed to fuck up being a mum so far, meaning my 4yr dd and 2yr ds regularly drink fizzy drink. My fault entirley, I dont do tea/coffee, and guzzle 2L a day so they've picked up on my habits.
Anyway, Ive conned them both into thinking sparkling spring water is lemonade, and they are drinking loads of it mixed with a drop of squash.
How bad does that make me on a scale of 1-10?