....this couple I have just seen in the supermarket.
Couple with baby in pushchair.
Lady is looking at prices of bottles of coke.
Turns to man and she says "Look at how much everything's going up. You're going to have to cut back drinking this stuff."
He says (while pointing at baby) - "I ain't cutting back anything. Make him cut back."
WTF?
I know it's none of my business but I wanted a quiet word (and a large baseball bat).