To want to throw my cat at people...

[Confuzzeled]

When people come to visit and my cat starts cuddling up next to me I get an urge to pick her up and fling her.

When teenagers are walking in front of me, I always get an urge to kick one of them in the heels so they trip up.

If I'm out having a drink with someone my mind just ignores what they're saying and I feel like throwing their drink all over them.

But mostly it's throwing my cat. I love my cat, she's very sweet and affectionate, but I have to hold back the urge to throw her at my dh every evening.

Tell me I'm not alone, strange and mildly violent urges can't just be restricted to me.

Sometimes when my boss is being extra annoying I have this split second vision of giving him a blow job.

That's very, very wrong, isn't it?

Awesome.

Thats even more mental.

That is very, very wrong manatee.

But very funny

Confuzzeled
dont push the red button
years ago when dw to be moved into her new house I pressed a big red button in the bedroom. It was a panic button that set the burglar alarm off and we didnt have the code (the house was an empty repo so we didnt get it of seller)

Manatee!

[kicks chicken at confuzzeled]

Also to open the front door, close it and scream, then open it as if nothing ever happened.

And to make people cups of tea and then pour them away in front of them and pretend it never happened.

And shouting abuse at innocent people.

I don't do any of this, maybe I will in twenty years time when I am less inhibited by my good looks

a long time ago when my DH (then boyfriend) was doing his usual snoring 2 seconds after his head hit the pillow I couldn't resist a long held urge to hold his nose shut to stop him doing it.

Unfortunately his brain did not automatically tell his mouth to open, and instead he woke up in a panic thinking he was suffocating (it was only a few seconds, honest!)

it was eye watering-ly funny to watch at the time, but he got quite scared so im not allowed to do that anymore but still so tempting....

A friend of mine practically has to restrain herself from sticking a foot out when joggers go by, she says she is almost compelled to trip them

hahaha i've done that nose holding before, the utter look of panic in their eyes when they spring open is classic.... does that make me strange??

[Does keepy ups with chicken]

Love this, actually squeezing your dh's nose is taking it one step further :)

Tripping joggers, fabulous.

I get a wierd urge to scream out loud at work (work in a library)
and sometimes if I'm crossing a bridge, or I'm on a boat, I feel like chucking my keys or bag into the water...
[nutter emoticon]