To have a massive crush on Mahsood out of EastEnders

[bupcakesandcunting]

I'm not asking whether IABU to watch EE so don't start

But Mahsood has that je ne sais quoi, doesn't he? I would. Lucky Zainab.

Sean came close to topping Dennis Jnr for me. He was just the wrong side of psychotic. Which I like

Ian is the Tony Hutchison of EE. They go for the ruthless businessman in him. He's got Beales on Wheels, Beales Plaice, Kath's Caff and the curry shop now. There's no denying that his business acumen is minge kryptonite.I defy any woman to resist him when he wears his pork pie safety hat from the chippy.

I had to watch it couple of times to make sure I really understood about daylight savings...

Now what is Fap? Or did you mean fab?

Ian is just wrong, do you remember when he had that awful tache? Vom!

FAP

Ian is all kinds of wrong; the whiny voice, the thin hair, the wronged rat face. He's had some top totty including Mel, Cindy, Glenda and lovely Jane. Maybe they all get an excellent discount off his haddock.

oh yes Ian is def just wrong.

Mas yes
Dennis yes
Sean yes
Ryan yes

I had a nice dream about Howard from tt the other night, had never been into him before, it had always been Robbie before!

Oh not Robbie, the one who looks like a chimp straining for a shit. Jason Orange is the best one

Haha I like the 2nd definition

bipcakes lol Phil!!!!!

He sounds as bad in real life as in ee, the latest with the neighbour who had his child and all that fuss!

I will never think of Robbie in the same way now!

and what of Grarnt? The primate brother of Phil with a face like a gormless humpty dumpty.

can i mention connor?

mad joe?

jamie? awwww jamie :)

but agree with dennis jr, sean slater and ryan mmmmmm

Not Connor. He is vile. That weird beard on his face makes it look like he's walking round with a 70s porn actress's foo-foo on his chin. No.

Mad Joe. Yes. To this day he is one of my favourite EE crushes

What about Wicksy aka Every Loser Wins?