AIBU to not like

[Butternutsquash22]

Other people (I.e. Not my family) doing a poo in my toilet?

The thought of it creeps me out. Am I the only one?

It bothers me when they leave pubes on the toilet seat.
Actually, bothers me when family does that too.
It bothers me when they do a smelly one! The smell seems to linger for hours...

Eh, I really don't care if they don't leave any pubes, use the air freshener liberally and close the door behind them so the rest of the house doesn't stink.

Jeezo yes! YABU!

When you need to curl one out you need to curl one out ffs. I don't particularly like pooing anywhere but at home, but I wouldn't think to sit there buttocks clenched for a eon rather than just get rid.

I don't care who drops their kids off in my pool.

YANBU! I hate it too. One of the builders who came to fix my roof didn't flush after. Neither me nor DH had eaten sweetcorn recently so it must have been him. I was so upset.

whereas mine is private and I want to know what goes in it..

Shit, piss and tampons I expect?

I dont mind but I don't like it especially when they leave big skiddies in the toilet and just leave them there.

Btw, just thought I would add that I would never say this to guests, or try to stop them, but can't help the fact that it bothers me...

I like to know what's going in my pan!

Am I being unreasonable finding this entire thread incredibly funny?

How on earth can you stop someone needing the loo? do you question them as they head towards the bog? do you search their faces for a strained expression?

It's like something out of 'Little Britain'.

Fudgegirl be careful spraying stuff in work toilets. Our fire alarm at work got set off after a girl used an aerosol can to cover up the stink she made in the ladies. Was a bit embarrassing for her :)

YABU

Seriously? I would prefer my guests to take a shit that squirm uncomfortably holding it in. And I'd like them to read a book too if that helps them relax and perform their necessary bodily functions. AND I don't care if they select it from the bookshelf on the way...

I have a chest of drawers in the bathroom and the top draw contains sanitary towel bags/ airfreshner / etc and I let people know they are to help themselves.

Problem solved

However, I hate a warm seat........

I am in tears with laughter here!

YANA freak and I have real aversions to shitting in any other toilet but my own.

so far to say when on holiday I bung myself up with imodium.

does that make me analy retentive or have issshooos?

To be honest I don't have an aversion to doing #twos in anyones house or hotels, but I do find I just don't go!

Maybe it's a subconcious thing..or I am just very aware of people not wanting me to leave a stink...

I'd rather guests pooped in my toilet than in their pants on my sofa, or left because they had to find a public convenience. I would be a bit if they announced their intentions though. Just use the loo and keep your goings on to yourself, I say.

Littlefish I am not talking about week long house guests who might need to use the facillitites, I am talking about casual callers who think its ok to 'drop off the kids' after their cup of coffee.
This became an issue recently as we had a new baby and had visitors round to see her. People thought nothing of leaving skid marks and there was even an unflushable log! I had to check the loo after each set left. I mean, there is so much that cam go wrong with having a poo in someone else's house, you would really only chance it if you truly didn't give a shit (pardon the pun!).
Like the OP I would never say it or pass comment though.

I agree with fabbychick, poo is one thing, leaving proof down the toilet for all to see is another story, please clean my loo after please

yabu you are all bonkers!

of course one must flush!

Also, open the window for fresh air! Air fresheners don't do the same job as some simple clean air.

freaks!

Do what I do.

Periodically flush the loo. If the lid is up, don't even look down there!!!

Bloody hell, even the Queen's shit stinks

Is other people's poo somehow nastier than yours?

YANBU to want them to poo considerately (including flushing properly and wiping the seat if necessary), but TABVU to not want them to poo at all.

I think its weird to go to someone's house for a couple hours and to pop off for a shit. I mean seriously hold it.

And if you aren't well wouldn't you want to go home to the comfort and privacy of your own "throne"? I have IBS and I don't poo in other's people toilets. I just don't.

Jesus, some people are really weird. Get a grip and grow up. Honestly.

Lol @ friedtoacrisp

i love this thread, i am doing proper sniggers on a miserable Monday morning, thank you poo fighters !

stewmaker, do you breezily announce your drawer of desire as your houseguests leave the room or do you wait until the discover it?