to think our neighbours are bloody weird...

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I heard whale noises last week. Fine in isolation... then there was a jack russell from somewhere at 3am. Then I hear stilettos walking from one corner of the room to the nexr. Last night someone split marbles on the floor, followed by sex and then a fight.

I found their baby alone in the car park down stairs in her car seat. I waited with her and the Dad was round the corner having a fag, it seems.

They leave their pram in the car park in all weather. It smells now.

Am I being seriously judgemental or are these people strange?

oooooooeeeeeee eeeeeewwwwwwwoooooo stLucia?

charliesmommy Are you sure they use that pram.. or could they have a non smelly identical one?

Pmsl oldbag 'its like its in the room'

I would be fascinated with them too
tell us more stuff they do

I really must go to bed, but I'm sitting here worrying about whether the OPs been sucked into their weird whale/marble hybrid cult.

You will let us know you're alright won't you OP (and like dolly says, what else they get up to).

In a desperate effort to join in, DP just came into the front room and said 'and NOW they have the washing machine on!'... Yeah. Like thats news. Humph.

The whale is in the washing machine perhaps...

This is getting ridicooolous now..

People will be scared to post stories on mumsnet soon if we try and disregard all 'evidence'.

I think we arent giving the OP the support she clearly needs.

Is your dp not awake normally when you have sex?

Madame I wanted to ask that

When I reread the OP I get visions of Bond type of characters.

Vixen stalking across the floor in her stilettos and silky revealing evening dress.

Him ripping off her expensive string of pearls (marbles ).

Hot noisy sex with accompanying soothing whale music (she bought it for him for Christmas, and he didn't want to seem churlish not using it).

Then a fight about her betraying him to the Ruskies.

Not sure where the dog and pram fit in though

Who knows with these international espionage types.

I envy you your life OP

AgentZigZag Ahhh you figured them out...They'll have to kill you now

Phew, no mention of snow-bathing on the lawn, vodka or soviet anthems and marching. It's not us so I'll leave the thread again....

Agent zigzag......you need to write a book .

It sounds like a David Lynch film - anyone remember twin peaks?

Bollocks mumgonecrazy, I never thought of that!

I can't believe I transgressed such a fundamental spy rule.

I'm so glad I invested in that Beckham grade surveillance network around our hovel before Christmas