David Cameron's Sex Appeal

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In fancying David Cameron? He just oozes sex-appeal doesn't he? He's intelligent, smart, good-looking, with 'come to bed' eyes (have you seen the way he looks at SamCam?). He's also caring,loyal, supportive, patriotic, and, best of all, he's a Tory.

Right OP whats your postcode?

We need to find out if any mumsnetters live locally to her.

This woman has obviously hit her head very hard and needs help.

Does anyone know her in RL or have her on their facebook page?

Am very worried :(

OP please keep posting - do you feel dizzy at all?

headfairy I might do Andy , if I'd had a sherry or two.

The PM probably likes being spanked with a damp copy of Debrett's or something similiar. By George Osbourne. Wearing a horse's head.

What sex appeal? Yuk!

o.O

He looks like a tangerine someone has doodled on!

"looks very dopey-eyed as in, rather dim intellectually"

Strange, that's what I think when I look at Dave Cam. He also has more than a passing resemblance to <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/piers-morgan-500x622.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23700818-craig-revel-horwood-brands-susan-boyle-a-freak.do&usg=__R8qh5FuBNvAG8wyTtD15kuLo7kM=&h=622&w=500&sz=56&hl=en&start=5&zoom=1&tbnid=JLs7TmzvenEIaM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=109&ei=vUAwTciuFsa1hAfekqmrCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpiers%2Bmorgan%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Piers Morgan

It's kind of an identikit "Tory Twunt" look

I've just been sick

ooooooh noooooo not David Cameron.

A giant Iggle Piggle made of ham.

An element of posho inbreeding there in the pudgy features.

He's no Michael Portillo!!!

Piers, DavCam and that twit Osbourne are all very doughy.

ROFL @ Eleison.

"Things that were lost down the back of the sofa, eg. ...." silently added to front of thread title.

Bless you, GeorgeousX.

In my balloon debate, our esteemed prime minister would be straight over the side. I'd shag Ed ( after he'd blown his nose) and marry andy burnham. Ed is a leftie but I'd hope so as he is Labour party leader.

and I'm astonished that no one has commented on how shaggable our chancellor is. Who wouldn't frankly?

at shagging Osbourne

Yes, it's kind of the flabby doughy pale and slightly sweaty texture their faces all seem to have that really puts me off.

I may be biased because I have an ex colleague who, despite being great fun to go out with, was a complete pain in the jacksy, completely ineffectual, arrogant and useless, and a dead ringer for Piers Morgan.

I think flaccid is perhaps the word we're all groping for.

I read 'David Cameron's Sex Appeal' along the same lines as 'Wyclef Jean's Haiti Appeal' and wondered why David Cameron was campaigning for sex.

What is wrong with me today?

Yes - flaccid is the word.

And what isn't sexy about flaccidity?

AbsofCroissant I find your remarks about the gorgeous David Cameron resembling Piers Morgan offensive. The latter is a despicable example of the opposite sex IMO and about as sexy as a bloated slug. YEUCH

:o MissBehiving, Osborne has the face of the pilsbury dough boy, a face you want to slap!

I now have an image burned in my brain of Cameron being spanked with Debrettes by Osborne - I need a brain bleach!

twin 1
twin 2

You don't see any similarity?

MY EYES!

URGH URGH URGH..Cameron has no sex appeal (or any other appeal )
He is pure smarm and each time I see him he seems to be more orange than the last time. His stylist (or wife)is clearly a fan of foundation for men!!

He always seems v insincere to me and that is never sexy.

YABU

headfairy I was just thinking of dough boy too!

AbsofCroissant David Cameron appeals to me for his qualities rather than his looks. I'm afraid the whole person needs to appeal to me, and not just his looks. Although I am GORGEOUS, I'm not shallow. It takes a lot more than a good-looking face to float my boat.

hells bells David Cameron really ????!

even worse Adrian Chiles ??

good lord

Really wish I hadn't just eaten my lunch, feel rather icky now!

My very dodgy/weird political crush.......not sure if i can say actually....

Vladimir Putin

No - really I think it's the fact that he's a bit dangerous.....anyhooo!

We had an office debate "which President/PM would you 'do'"

My colleague went for (unbelievably) then President of US - George W Bush! She said he had a certain innocence about him....?

A good friend has always been totally in love with Tony 'I've got too many teeth' Blair.

But Cameron.......he's like Smarm on toast if you ask me!

I would say YABU, however my little confession would render it meaningless