Lmao Mrs Weasley. You have actually just made my life by differentiating between "religious crap" and "faith", even if it wasn't deliberate. It'd a distinction that doesn't get enough press IMO.
One of the best moments of my life was tipsily (it was quite late in the evening) wandering past a shop and doing a double take upon seeing that they had purple sparkly Jesus money boxes. Naturally, I purchased one.
Unfortunately, all of the ones on display seemed to be slightly chipped, so one of the shop assistants went into the back to see if she could find an unchipped one.
The woman behind me asked if she could step ahead of me to the till. I replied "sure, I'm just waiting for Jesus to come back".
True story. Nearly WET myself laughing when I realised what I'd said.
I imagine Jesus and Mohammed facing off like those boxing pens (you pull the little lever and their arms stick out). Jesus is naturally purple and sparkly. Mohammed is green and also sparkly. It's a fight to the death.
I agree PocketMouse, I was lucky enough to have moved schools a lot and IME, a teacher who has to teach RE three hours a week is generally SHITE, because they didn't choose it and don't want to do it. Someone who WAS an RE teacher (rather than a geoggers teacher being forced to teach RE) and enjoyed it made it a very interesting subject.
One other thing that really does my nut in... Christians in particular but also Jews and Muslims are supposed to be evangelic for their faiths - all of these religions think that someone converting to their religion is a good thing.
So why are almost ALL of the most evangelical 'believers' atheist? Does my nut in. I wouldn't say I'm anything in particular, but Atheists can be insanely bigoted and ill-informed - just like the religions they claim to loathe!