to be astonished at how moany some are on here

[friedtoacrisp]

Honestly - I am amazed! You'll all drive yourselves to an early grave with all the fretting about non-stuff that you do! Fair dos for the big stuff but it's page after page of small stuff. Chill out and drink more but stop the worrying!

Yep, here I am moaning about moaning! Anyway I'm joining mutz and getting on the drink. Spel I haven't even looked at the baldy pubes thread on account of that fact that the thought of other people's pubes gives me the dry boak.

Shall we go for the Organic low alcohol wine with grapes crushed at the angelic feet of fairies....or go straight for the cheap cider?

Oh I think the organic fairy feet served in wholemeal glasses!

saw your post cant spell haha.
I am joining you in a glass of red and i will piss everyone of cos im 36 wks pg,and ive kept my pubes tidy throughout to keep men happy(that bits a joke) nananana oh yes and i havent punctuated this post.

the Organic low alcohol wine with grapes crushed at the angelic feet of fairies goes great with a ciggie rolled on the thighs of young virgins with the finest tobacco grown by nubile godlike men

Oh ffs! All this talk of cider has made me want a wee!