to wonder what on earth they're doing at MNHQ for 30 seconds while they're unavailable?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It's just not long enough to pop to the shops, make a cuppa, lose some keys , nip to the loo.

So WTF are they doing when they're "offline for just a moment"?

Answers on a post-card please.

Group hug?

Oh no...maybe other sites but not this one. We don't do soppy hugs on mn, just manly back slaps

Sorry - I missed Showy - you really won't be satisfied till you've acheived world domination will you?

My requests are just simple humble little things really:

I'd like some sort of identifier when I post pn a thread, rather like the OP has a grey highlight. (I even said I would allow them to could choose their own colour for me, but obviously it has to not be garish a la the HunsNet site.)

Secondly, as I have trouble hovering , I'd like a positive action button to press when I'd loike to bookmark a thread.

You can see here that they've promised to sort me out, but have sadly failed to comethrough. I may move to HunsNet.

"I'd like some sort of identifier when I post on a thread, rather like the OP has a grey highlight"

You could always stick some coloured sweet wrappers on your screen.

In a moment of madness I kept all the coloured sweet wrappers from the tin of quality street. If anyone wants them for screen highlighters im willing to send them for the right price.

Maybe their taking the MNHQ dog out for a widdle?

They absolutely and without a shadow of a doubt perform the MNHQ haka - stolen footage from last year's MNHQ outing to the park.

That's a heck of a lot of Boden, innit.

My dog ate half a tin of quality street and is doing twinkly, sparkly, qs wrapper, poohs....if anyone wants those...

I think they do it every time Justine is on Sky news!!!

That women's haka is fabulous. I think we should all be made to do it at least once a day for consciousness-raising purposes.

I've just watched that - very good.

Thanks oneb!

I shall do it every morning.

"Maybe they need to replace the flux capacitor or summat?"

nah it'll be the dilithium crystals again - they just cannae handle it captain....

They are still doing star jumps obviously!

Dedicated aren't they? It's flipping midnight.

Maybe they do it at nap times and bed times trying to subtly send us away?

Maybe they're going to release a MN exercise DVD- 30 second Blast.

they are doing shots using all the leftover booze from the Christmas festivities at MNHQ

I'll front the MN extra workout, 30 hour labour whereby I huff and puff for a couple of days, scream, swear, rotate my head a full 360 degrees, take copious drugs and lose around 12lbs by the end of it.

It's niche I grant you. And requires some planning. But you put nothing in...

We can include bonus sequences of:

30 Second Shed featuring tech whacking up a shelf

30 Second Sled for the festive feel

30 Minute Stud- half an hour of Damian Lewis draped upon a cracker

30 Day Spread- meal planning for the MN generation. All foods you can eat at the laptop.