to think I have just used the classiest chat up line EVER?

[KingTrollo]

Picture the scene ...

Since having DC2 I have taken to wearing big control pants, over the top of my normal underwear. These massive, tight, rather unsexy garms have thwarted DH a couple of times and he jokes that he doesn't bother coming near me when I have them on.

So today after the children were in bed I wandered into the living room and announced:

"I just thought you might like to know DH that I am only wearing one pair of pants".

Proper classy, hey? Worked though.

So what do you think?

Love it!!

I like it, might use it myself sometime.

May I ask which pair you were wearing?

Lol fvm

Perhaps next time I use that line I'll wear the massive pair. That'll fox him.

I have a pair of those knickers too. These ones go down to your knees and up under your bust. My DH calls them my galvanised knickers.

They're the new version of "I've got a headache"

:o

galvanised - how romantic

Wow and who said romance is dead ..... now when he gets anubile young secretary - dont be getting all upset will you?

Jeez ... have some dignity and decorum ... your bladder and pelvic floor may have gone west - but there is no reason to discuss your failings with your OH

Love it! Its the knackered mothers version of "Darling, I'm not wearing any knickers" whispered over a table at dinner in a posh restaurant! How things change post kids eh?!

"They're the new version of "I've got a headache"

I'd say by the time the DH's would have the knickers off they would have backache, nevermind headache.

They're great though (the knickers, not the DH's) but what a passion killer

and your sense of humour may have gone west Troisgarcons, so dont moan when your OH buggers off with a stand up comedienne!

Oh my Lordy lord troisgarcons - what a treasure you are!!

Kingtrollo - love it! I myself am also partial to a pair of hanky-spanx!

If he does run off with a secretary stick a pair of those garments in his suitcase, she won't be long sending him back

I find a sports bra works well fo the top half, you know, one that doesn't undo at all, they piss DH off no end....

You say wearing just 1 pair instead of 2 - are you wearing the big Bridget pants or the ones you would wear underneath though, that is the question...

Lol ilthia

So troisgarcons I take it you think it lacked class?

You'll be glad to know both my bladder and pelvic floor are sparkly and tight thanks to 2 x ECS. This helps in the battle against the nubile young secretary.

troisgarcons, I'm loving the assumption that control pants somehow control your bladder!

KingTrollo, I'm LOVING your chat up line. Shame I don't have an OH to try it on... do you think it'd work down the pub??

I think it would definately work down the pub. You'd at least get 'em wondering what you normally wore, if wearing only one pair of knickers was worthy of mention.

definitely I think mean

The shame.