My top lip up to my nose has swollen up and feels really uncomfortable. Can't think what it is, and I've taken an anti-histamine and it hasn't made any difference.
DP is at night shift and DD is asleep upstairs and I'm mildly freaking out I have some kind of tropical disease!
I would be hugely unreasonable to phone my Mum and ask her to come and look at it wouldn't I?