To think that StealthPolarBear should not mn all day and should do something worthwhile?

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Surely she should be looking after her children or cleaning her house or something?

Lazy cow. I think she should come and look after my DS seeing as she has offloaded hers. Then I can sit on my bum and eat maltesers while watching Jeremy Kyle.

I haven't got the energy or motivation for flouncing
Might go and clean DD;s room and then I won't feel so lazy when I MN for a while longer

Stealth gives her dcs whisky and locks them in the broom cupboard she is fibbing about nursery!

She does yes, I've seen that broom cupboard of hers. She thinks I don't see her quickly dragging the dcs out when I ring the doorbell for playdates but I do. Terrible mother. Drunk half the time too.

cough 8th Jan cough curry cough

erm...last night DS had a nightmare because we'd let him watch violent movies before bed :(

do you know I was actually drunk yesterday afternoon

oooh well usually that would be my mum's birthday weekend but she's off to the Lakes so that will be lovely :)

Ooops. Neither of mine spet well after Toy Story 3 at the hall . Think it was way too scary and loud for just before bed!

I checked my picture - no dust I don't think
does it cling to the wall?

Oh dear :( This was Tom and Jerry - he's had nioghtmares/night terrors for the last couple of nights and we've just seen the possible link. DH has hidden the DVD and we'll see what happens tonight

Were you really drunk yesterday afternoon? You terrible terrible mother I hope you are ashamed of yourself (what was it like? were you at some wonderful adult do?).

SPB allows her children to eat chocolate and sometimes she buys non-organic food. belongs on baby centre she does.

Not really drunk but mum & dad took us out for a meal (ask) and mum & i shared a bottle of wine (she drank more than me - honest!). Was very nice, but I sobered up mostly on the walk in the cold back to the car :o

I let DS wear DD's hair clips too. He's bound to get a complex.

Lovely.

Before I shaved his head ds loved to make me give him pigtails. He spent most of the afternoon on dd's birthday wearing her new pink tutu and fairy wings

Oooh we could play complex top trumps.

SPB is a lazy slattern he house is always so..erm wait it is always clean..erm.... Oh sod it she is a lazy whatsit and I don't need to justify it

Ha you think SPB is bad? Indith has a huge case of fruit shoots in her pantry

I am currently feeding ds chocolate chip cookies and Quavers so he'll let me MN in peace.

If he is very luck I'll put Bride of Chucky on for him.

how very dare you.

Well Kara buys lunch at Gregg's every day.

What is totally unreasonable is that your nursery is open whilst mine is shut for 2 whole fecking weeks at Christmas. 2 whole weeks!!!

I have flu, ds has cold and dh has pissed off to work.

All I want to do is sleeeeeeeeeeeep.

As you were

Wait, you're suppose to clean the skirting boards and behind the pictures?

Why has no one told me this?!? My mum is coming to visit from the States in 2 weeks!

::Faints::

Geordiminx - same here my nursery doesn't open until next Tuesday!

I love Gregg;s sausages rolls

oh dear GM :(

Tee how big is your house that you won't have time in 2 weeks to clean the skirting boards?

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Only joking

I have a hundred and one things to do and where am I??? Sat here in my dressing gown.

Personally I think it is inappropriate and unnatural for polarbears to sit inside all day on the internet.

I'm going to let the DM know about this. Polar bears coming in to this country siting on their furry arses all day.

oh and Kara and Indith feed their children those ready made burger-in-a-buns you can buy in plastic boxes.

Well SPB has never made yorkshire puddings before.