Am I being unreasonable?
DH will have been home for an unbroken 15 days by the time he goes btw. We are used to a bit of distance between us as he commutes every day and also works in the USA a lot while I am home and working locally. We have no kids but a lot of animals. The house is big and old and in the couhtry so it takes a lot of upkeep and when he decided to go to B and Q today on his own to get lagging and other stuff I nearly did a jIg of joy. I have the house back to myself!
I do love him dearly but I have had enough of all his silly puns which are quite funny in moderation- and having to watch things on tv like' when railways bridges attack' etc. The final straw was he wanted me to watch Ice Truckers parts 1-7 with him and was so pleased when I did 'isnt this fun' he kept saying! Also he is loving having 'sex on tap and good food as well'- if I am not in bed I am in the kitchen! If he makes ONE MORE CARROTY IN THE BACK grope at me I swear I will bury him in firelighters. I DO like sex and I like spontaneity but - every single morning and night since Christmas Eve????!!!!! Even a massage to my poor tired back (I had sciatica) seems to turn to my bust after about three feeble rubs of the backbone. As I say - I do do do LOVE him and he is a dear man but AIBU to want some space and my body back to myself again or should I be flattered that after 10 years of marriage- nearly 11 and I am 50 and he is 40- that he still wants me so much? And what does everyone else do with their DP's being around so much? Is it just me? He gets so hurt and sulky when I say I just want a bit of time on my own with a book. And then I get the sulky big baby teenage face which makes me CERTAINLY not want to sleep with him. He has a light in his eyes about tonight! He has read that 'bottom sex' (sorry) is very good and wants to try it- he keeps saying 'I love your sweet little bottom' (Is he mad? I live on Ferrer Rocher over Xmas!) I can't bear the thought of having to hand my SLB over as well. It doesn't sound fun at all and its hardly the kind of thing I can ask my friends! Does all this mean I am being unfair to DH?
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