to have lost the will to seduce DP?

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Was planning on having wicked way with DP after he came down from his bath. However, having just heard him farting adn having a huge shit and then coming in and grabbing a handful of nuts I've suddenly gone off the idea...AIBU?????

how do you know it was a huge shit?
was it a double flush?

given the noise of the huge fart and the length of time he spent in there I am just assuming it was a huge shit Maybe I should ask him??

google colin firth alot instead

'Coming in & grabbing a handful of nuts'...... hmmm, I'm imagining allsorts here! Is that foreplay in your house then? One of these new fangled 'civil sex partnerships' or what? :o

nah, but then, sometimes we are hardly fragrant gardens of delight ourselves ...
.. no chance in our house, we have both eaten so much we'd just roll off each other lol

oh this made me laugh!

At least you have the option. my dp won't come near me and it's been like that for a year. Huge turd or not I say go for it!

PMSL

...given the noise of the huge fart and the length of time he spent in there I am just assuming it was a huge shit Maybe I should ask him??

maybe he was doing it himself

YABU, Your DH was doing his best to ensure he was clean on the outside with the bath and on the inside with the massive shit.

And then ensured he had plenty of energy to enjoy the evening by getting in some high calorie foods.

It strikes me as being the very height of politeness and the only strike against him is that he hasn't provided a house that is either large enough or sound proofed enough to prevent loud farts being heard. Perhaps you should turn the TV up in future.

Go jump on him - and maybe take advantage of his cleanliness?

Fuck I laughed at this thread!

well didn't happen - and there was me all fragrant (so there fairtrade!!) and in my fancy sales undies.