has this magazine been gloriously stitched up or what? Bwahaha!

[StuffingGoldBrass]

OK so I found it on the train, but anyway the Xmas issue of Love It (the Happy SHopper-style Take A Break) has a feature called 'A Boob Job For Xmas On Benefits'.
I don't believe a word of it, is a classic windup - the clue being that this alleged scrounger/slapper has called her kids....

Joop after the perfume
^Dkny' 'which rymes with bikini' according to the mag
and Tavian.

She says she gets up at 5am to do her hair and make up for the school run...

And can't work because she wouldn't have time to maintain her beauty routine if she did.

Respect at Hec being quoted in Take a Break!

I buy proleporn when we're going on long car journeys so I can read bits out to my dh while he drives. I read this one too, thought it was brilliant, especially the names! She can't be real, can she? I love the Top Tips and am convinced most of them are sent in for a bet. My favorites are when they cut out pictures of the magavine and stick it on things to make 'an attractive, decorative thingy' NO, its a box with a bit of magazine stuck on it. You are MAD.

LOVE the top tips. Update your specs by daubing the frame with nail varnish, that sort of thing...Take A Crap, more like!

I love a bit of prole porn as well but can only take a bit - 15 mins of Jeremy Kyle every few months does me.

We had a sub to Closer at work once. One story which sticks in the mind is the woman who breastfed her cat. There were pictures.

I also loved the way that anyone overweight was described as 'shockingly' not bothered about it.

Isn't Joop a Dutch boys name?

There's a boy the same age as DS that goes to DD2's school with the name Joop.

Bumping, because the story is now online

But for remembering to look it up

I love the way she says she can afford it all and is very clever for budgeting so well - despite the fact she's £10,000 in debt. Surely she can see that unless she reins it all in a bit that debt isn't going to go away?!

Maybe not.

Mad.