I just called a woman a cheeky cow in Asda

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Was just looking at the baked goods in Asda, minding my own when I heard this really loud voice go "excuse me!" Thought "she can't be talking to me as I am not obstructing the aisle" then this woman shoulder barged me and another shopper, glared at me and went "don't all move at once, will you?!" Sorry your majesty!

Something inside me clicked and I said "don't push past me, you cheeky cow!" she told me not to call her a cow and I told her not to be so rude in future. Then she said "do I look like a cow?" and I looked her up and down and did a "what do YOU think?" face.

Oh crikey, have become a screeching supermarket harridan. Does this type of thing happen in the Waitrose?

ImeldaSnowboots some ppl are just so rude

People are cunts, the lot of 'em. All of the cunts who want a fight whilst shopping for groceries should be herded into one supemarket and those of us who like our shopping to pass without drama should be able to shop free from harrassment by these ne'er-do-wells.

Must be something in the air

I popped to sainsbury today. A bloke was standing in my way. Just standing. Not doing anything. I said "excuse me". He looked at me and didn't shift. I said "or not then, that's fine, you just stay there." and leaned across him. Himself told me off.

Then I was queueing and some bloke (different one) came past. The lady in the queue next to me had her trolley at a funny angle and it was in the way. He grabbed it and shoved it! Shoved it into her! and got past.

I turned to him and said "You know you could have just said excuse me, don't you?"

He gave me a face and walked off.

Himself told me off again

Apparently one day I am going to get thumped.

• not by Himself, I hasten to add! Just by someone I confront in the supermarket.

We are blessed with a WAitrose and ICeland next to each other, which makes for interesting confrontations in the car park.
There was a hunky man in WAitrose asking me if I wanted help with packing- I refused as with my anal tendencies I like to do it myself-so he put everything on the conveyor belt for me.
I could watch his rippling muscles as he bent over the trolley.....

Iceland and Waitrose next to each other, and yet a zillion miles apart.....

We have an Iceland and a Waitrose in close proximity too. Sometimes the proles salt-of-the-earth types stray too far from the familiar territory where Frozen Chicken Pistols reign into the unknown territory of the rose harissa. It can be quite dangerous as they tend to lash out when they become scared.

"Aargh! Someone help get this tabbouleh away from me!!!"
"There there dear, here's a £1 prawn ring, you're safe now"