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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think that anyone who ever does anything to me or mine that I don't like, regardless of their intentions, and the outcome.

48 replies

Ormirian · 21/12/2010 20:25

deserve to be be punished and yelled and beaten until they realise the depths of their iniquity and just how much they have hurt me?

Just wondered.

Happy Christmas and all that.

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Ormirian · 21/12/2010 21:00

mire of misapprehension.

Oh I am so glad you all understood

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JamieLeeCurtis · 21/12/2010 21:01

Oooh, OOOH a dyke of antagonism

southeastastra · 21/12/2010 21:01

are you judge judy

ginhag · 21/12/2010 21:02

Perhaps we should all get together and form some sort of a braying mob or something? Y'know, cos it's the festive season and all?

I mean, what's more festive than unprovoked unbridled fury?

Ormirian · 21/12/2010 21:06

Well yes ginhag - it is de rigeur on Eastenders it seems.

Let me see.... 'Youeewww slaaaaaag! Git youoooor 'ands of meeeee Rickeeee or I'll tear yooooouuurrrr fuchhhking eyes aht!'

That sort of thing.

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ginhag · 21/12/2010 21:08

Yep, it would be like a party. With added rage and violence. And swearing obviously.

Bucket of beligerence.

ginhag · 21/12/2010 21:09

PS super accent!

Ormirian · 21/12/2010 21:11

Thankyouy ginhag - my husband was born within spitting distance of Upton Park so I have learnt from the best Grin

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Lynli · 21/12/2010 22:27

My DH was born at Upton Park, two stops short of barking :)

ginhag · 21/12/2010 22:49

Maybe that is a good description of AIBU... '2 stops short of barking'

:)

Ormirian · 22/12/2010 20:20

ROFL! Brilliant Grin

But I have to say that some are most definitely less than 2 stops short of Barking. Plaistow in fact!

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EdgarAleNPie · 23/12/2010 13:50

wonders if it is petty to look up the tube map to reference

EdgarAleNPie · 23/12/2010 13:53

becontree.

is also two stops short of Barking, i think perhaps it is populated with MNers.

Ormirian · 24/12/2010 08:00

edgar - yes it was petty

But only becuse I am sure I am wrong re Plaistow - it's a memorable name to me because DH always gets irritated when I pronounce it Place-tow (as it is spelt) instead of Plast-oe. So of course I always do it Grin

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KatyMac · 24/12/2010 08:07

I got lost soon after the OP.......but someone sacked me once....& then they died and as for the girl that bullied me at work; well she got what she deserved too

Ormirian · 24/12/2010 08:09

Well done katymac! Grin

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KatyMac · 24/12/2010 08:11

& I did absolutely nothing

But I know I wouldn't want to do something mean to me because sooner or later..........it's been proved

pagwatch · 24/12/2010 08:29

I bought my first house in plaistow.

Ormirian · 24/12/2010 08:31

Did you pag? I've been through there a few times on the way to Upton Park. How did you pronounce it then?

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KatyMac · 24/12/2010 08:47

Good move Wink

To add randomness

DH used to drive tube train, but it was the Bakerloo line which I don't think goes anywhere near there

edam · 24/12/2010 08:50

I'd like the spiteful bastard who is harassing my mother at wor to come down with an embarrassing and very, very painful illness. That takes ages to clear up.

edam · 24/12/2010 08:50

at work

pagwatch · 24/12/2010 10:45

I think you will find it is Plaaaarrrs doe. Innit. Standard.

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