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How do you feel about rich men bursting into tears

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GabbyLoggon · 20/12/2010 12:14

I thought David Beckhams tears were for himslf....what has he to cry about. (I think his Mrs has plenty)

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JamieLeeCurtis · 20/12/2010 13:37

I love bats. This summer there was a little lost bat roosting in my PILs sun-umbrella. It was teeny. So cute.

When I see something icky like pigeon with missing feet it makes my bumhole clench. Is this normal?

pagwatch · 20/12/2010 13:53

people talking about their bumhole clenching makes my er.. bumhole..um...clench

GabbyLoggon · 21/12/2010 12:22

Beckham was advised he needed to contact england regularly when living abbroad.

He did his eyes and said "I will buy a flock of pigeons and six flat caps."

The plan was to teach the pigeons to fly back
to manchester and coo "UP UNITED>"

I will let you know if it works

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porcamiseria · 21/12/2010 12:27

whAT A STRANGE QUESTION!!!!! i have never pondered this before

same as a poor man i think!

OhLittleTownOfShirley · 21/12/2010 12:30

Sexy

GabbyLoggon · 21/12/2010 12:44

SEXY, Shirley, certainly pigeons are very sexual little beings.

The girl pigeon is usually after food ...the male pigeon has other interests.

They upset authories in all cities.

One plan was to give them contraceptives.
But how can you fit the condoms if you cant catch the pigeon.

Gabby Logan will raise this on her phone-in....But only posh pigeons are allowed in Kew

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tethersjinglebellend · 21/12/2010 13:08

Weren't they going to get a sparrowhawk in trafalgar square? Did that happen?

Or has Beckham got all of them in his back passage?

GabbyLoggon · 21/12/2010 13:42

something like that, tethers

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tjacksonpfc · 21/12/2010 14:28

Gabby is mary donna, Maradona sister did she play for Argentina aswell Xmas Grin

coccyx · 21/12/2010 15:10

What does rich have to do with shedding a tear??

UnquietDad · 21/12/2010 15:13

Have you heard that Posh has given Becks a jigsaw puzzle for Christmas?

He's finding it really hard as all the pieces look the same and he just can't get it to look like the cockerel

tethersjinglebellend · 21/12/2010 18:39
Grin
HecTheHallsWithBoughsOfHolly · 21/12/2010 19:43

what tears?

What happened?

Not that I actually care, you understand Grin

How do I feel about a rich man crying? same as a poor man, same as a rich woman, same as a poor woman...

Cry when crying is justified. Get my boot up your arse if it's for drama, attention or to manipulate.

JamieLeeCurtis · 21/12/2010 20:52

No-one has agreed with me about the hair.

tinkertitonk · 22/12/2010 00:11

This is quite a good thread Gabby, what are the rules? Is it like Mornington Crescent?

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