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to want to slap Kylie?

38 replies

mummytoatribe · 16/12/2010 20:13

She just gets on my nerves soooooooooooooooo much!

Here is the news my dear...

You are NOT 21 anymore, and although you do have a great figure you look like a desperate cougar in those clothes. In fact, every time I see you I am struck by how much you are coming to resemble Madonna, not a good look!

Cute never looks good on a woman over 25, grow up ffs!

Oh and if you could fuck off back to Oz and never grace our TV or Radio with your presence again I would be thrilled!

OP posts:
Rhinestone · 17/12/2010 01:55

Oh for goodness sake everyone, get a sense of humour!

And it's NOT racist - xenophobic maybe but not racist.

OP - I agree with you completely. And could someone enlighten me as to what she does for charity?

theevildead2 · 17/12/2010 05:11

I think we all have an irrational hatred of at least of person off the telly. I'd gladly punch Russel Crow in the face.

Don't think telling Kylie who is probably of European origin to fuck off out of Europe and back to OZ counts as racist against Australians though. It just means that as you created the monster can you kindly keep her with in your borders. Which I see as common internatial courtesy.

I think aborigines are the only Australian race. If she had told an Indigenous Australian to fuck off back to Oz it would sound pretty racist.

perfectstorm · 17/12/2010 05:15

I think you're being ageist, actually. She has the looks and the body, she's working them. Why should she start wearing Granny outfits because she's hit 40? She looks a damn sight better than plenty of 20 year olds I know.

Morloth · 17/12/2010 05:48

We will keep Kylle and Russell if you promise to get Jamie and Gordon to stop trying to tell us how to eat.

theevildead2 · 17/12/2010 09:22

Deal Morloth, but only if you let us take Hugh Jackman off your hands.

PsecretSantead · 17/12/2010 09:29

So Kylie is not to your taste?

Who cares?

Hmm
funtimefairyintinselledwincies · 17/12/2010 09:40

I can't stand Kylie's music but what's your problem with the woman herself Xmas Hmm. So she's sickeningly slim and people find her attractive, good luck to her.

Sorry TheFarSide but Madonna's dross music makes me want to chew my own hand off through boredom Xmas Grin.

Morloth · 17/12/2010 09:50

No chance theevildead2. That is one class act. Xmas Grin

Niceguy2 · 17/12/2010 09:53

@OP. Even though I haven't seen a photo of your good self, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.

redflag · 17/12/2010 09:59

I am not a Kylie fan, well not since i was 5 anyway, but i wouldn't be mean about her. Think someone has a girl crush and cant admit it haa haa haa

theevildead2 · 17/12/2010 10:09

Deal breaker then Morloth.. bitch

lovemyangels · 17/12/2010 10:16

I love Kylie and Madonna, it wouldnt do for us all to have the same taste!

No need to be so mean though!

LouCracker · 17/12/2010 11:21

I was born on the same day/same year as Kylie! Me in Manchester, Kylie in Melbourne.

Unfortunately for me it's the only thing we have in common...........

I can think of other people that I'd rather slap.

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