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AIBU to think that using false teeth to...

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Igglystuffedfullofturkey · 14/12/2010 20:41

create decorative edging on your mince pies is a bit Hmm

And using a crash helmet a la Storm Trooper when cutting onions is also Hmm

I'm reading a cheap womens mag (it's my guilty pleasure) and these were a couple of "tips". PMSL Xmas Grin

AIBU to find this hilarious?!

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Igglystuffedfullofturkey · 14/12/2010 21:21

I don't know thisisyesterday. I've spent a good 20 mins looking at the picture (teeth included) dumbstruck. Then I pissed myself Grin

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MadamDeathstare · 14/12/2010 21:23

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thisisyesterday · 14/12/2010 21:29

we really could make a lot of money you know.

we need to form a "old lady tips co-op"

ItsKurriiiistmas · 14/12/2010 21:33

Madamdeathstare - was that tip 'how to keep your dog in one place when you go out for the day?' Grin

Santassnowyoldclothcatpuss · 14/12/2010 23:39

My tip: feeling chilly, jack frost nipping at your nips? Wear clothes. A quick and easy way to keep warm and not get arrested!

mummytoatribe · 14/12/2010 23:44

The ones I love best are the ones where someone decides that their old coffee table/bedside cabinet/door/house/arse needs brightening up so they stick on lots of old photos. So they get a nice new piece of furniture that makes them smile every time they see it.

It makes me smile to see them too, as they are the UGLIEST things I have ever seen!

jasper · 14/12/2010 23:51

I LOVE the tips in womens mags

geraldinetheluckygoat · 14/12/2010 23:51

Funny thread Grin

jasper · 15/12/2010 00:02

I love the photos of readers' craft projects, like sticking small photos of family into the crevices in egg boxes

Joolyjoolyjoo · 15/12/2010 00:04

I like the ones with little stories attached eg. I lost my glasses while on holiday in Magaluf, so I simply (always always must be simply) taped two magnifying glasses to my sunhat (see pic) Hey presto, all became clear, and as a bonus my eyes looked bigger too! (watch you don't squint into that strong sunshine, love, and burn your eyeballs, you daft mare!)

Igglystuffedfullofturkey · 15/12/2010 06:15

Pmsl at burnt eyeballs jooly Grin

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ItsKurriiiistmas · 15/12/2010 10:31

I saw one which was 'want to know what to do with plastic four pinter milk containers? - cut off the top, make two slits and thread onto a belt, - voila! a handy wearable peg holder' (also known as how to turn a piece of plastic tat into another piece of plastic tat)

Bahhhumbug · 15/12/2010 10:46

"If you take your dog out and think he might need food or drink take a shower cap with you - simply folds up in your pocket and you have an instant dog bowl - but much lighter"

And the litre bottle of water and tin of pedigree chum ? - any tips on foldaway pocket versions ?

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