Well, now I have your attention I am afraid I am talking about chicken breasts.
Is it too much to expect that 2 chicken breast when sold in a pack together should be at least a roughly similar size? I was planning on stuffing mine, but when I opened the package one looked like it belonged to a partridge and the other to a turkey. How bloody hard is it to package the breast of the same chicken? Plus they also do the same chicken in stripes and chunks for stir frying so you would think that they could use the odd sized ones for that and use the roughly similar sized ones for the 2 packs. And they make the label too big so you can't easily check. I was SURE I had picked up ones that were similar. It really pisses me off.
Apologies if IABU for the phrasing of the title. 