AIBU or shoudl I spend the next 2 weeks

[theevildead2]

drinking raspberry leaf tea by the gallon?

I don't think I am actually.

I tried everything with dc no 4 nothing would shift him!!!

Then one night whilst I was cooking tea, an enormous spider fell off the ceiling and went straight down my not inconsiderable cleavage! I hysterically screamed the place down whilst frantically ripping all my clothes off.

DP casually sauntered in, surveyed the scene - me, hyperventilating, starkers , clothes strewn everywhere and said in a calm voice, "spider was it"?

Shortly afterwards my water broke.

I don't suggest it as a method mind...

That probably would work for me.. But even I am not that deperate yet

kickarse that is very funny!