Well, after an already too long week (what day are we on? Tuesday! bloody hell kind of feeling all day)..I did the weekly shop and splashed on out on some lovely toiletries for myself; one of those big jars of scrubs with a hinge , fruity shower creams in various delish smells and de-stress bath foams.
As the stuff is fairly attractive looking, I wanted to display it in the bathroom, but this presented me with a dilemma; DH would just waste it all on himself wouldnt he? And trust me, he uses loads. And he is such a toiletry queen.
So when he said "oooh, new shower stuff", I said yes...(and then very casually) Oh, by the way, they have sparkles in them, loads actually, they make your skin all shimmery and sparkly afterwards."
His face dropped. "Oh right," he said.
Mission accomplished. Am I evil? A selfish cow?! AIBU????!!