To have (very nearly) pissed myself laughing?

[Ladyofthehousespeaking]

Was at the bus stop waiting to get home and watched a kitten scratch-scoot it's arse allll across a patch of snow, backwards and forwards for nearly ten minutes?
I was absolutely howling!

I think possibly kitten was sent by cloud fairies to make up for The Shittiest Day Ever (some cunt tried to mug me and a customer spat on my till because I wouldn't giftwrap their disgusting perfume)

right cheered me up

YABU. You should have actually pissed yourself laughing, then someone could have laughed at you and you would have spread the joy

Only one hour 11 mins left of this Shittiest Day (TM) left though...

Someone spat in your till? Where the fuck do you work?

Oh cockmeat- in boots! Don't worry though, we have very unethical surly security staff who sorted it right out :)

seren-duly noted scribbles tena lady off shopping list

Thanks Lady- that's made me laugh too!

I did piss myself laughing earlier, in my defence im nearly 8 months pregnant, and this child bounces on my bladder a lot.

Was driving down an untreated road, slowly I might add, had my mother in the passenger seat, the car kind of swerved from side to side, it was like bambi on ice, as I said, I was driving slowly and there were no other cars about, but my mothers reaction (grabbing onto the side of the seat and shouting arghhhh) made me laugh so hard I had to pull over and a little bit of wee leaked out

Was the kitten trying to get off the ice/snow?