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In thinking that the Iceland Mini Beef filled Yorkshire Puddings

62 replies

SixtyFootDoll · 05/12/2010 12:34

Look like aplate of www.iceland.co.uk/page/view/party_foodfanjos

Every time the ad came on Im a Cclebrrity, i sniggered inwardly.

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SixtyFootDoll · 05/12/2010 12:34

I meant to say a plate of fanjos - crap typing sory

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HollyTwat · 05/12/2010 12:36

I think 'beef curtains' when I see that ad too!

Glad it's not just me!

MerrilyDefective · 05/12/2010 13:02

It's not just you.

ABitBatty · 05/12/2010 13:06

My DP said they looked like a 'plate of cunts' Grin

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 05/12/2010 13:11

DH calls them flange in the hole

Do you think anyone actually buys them? Apart from them looking like a flange they just look grim.

Theyremybiscuits · 05/12/2010 13:18

My DD (just 4) said to me 'Mummy, they look like my bits'

Maisiethemorningsidecat · 05/12/2010 13:18

You know that the page no longer exists if you follow that link? Iceland is onto you!!!

WingDad · 05/12/2010 13:21

Was watching TV with DS1(11) last night when those monstrosities appeared on our screen.

DS1 immediately quipped, "Those look like pussies." and then proceeded to giggle for the rest of the ad break.

I didn't know what to say, after all I secretly agreed with him but didn't voice it haha!

Maisiethemorningsidecat · 05/12/2010 13:24

Oh, OK - have just realised that it's not an actual link!! Blush Blush Blush

theyoungvisiter · 05/12/2010 13:27

"You know that the page no longer exists if you follow that link? Iceland is onto you!!!"

The page doesn't exist because the link SFD typed tries to take you to a page called party_foodfanjos.

Surprisingly Iceland haven't yet started promoting a range of party food fanjos (at least not under that name).

If you delete the "fanjos" off the end of the link it does work - and yes they do look very gynaecological.

theyoungvisiter · 05/12/2010 13:27

ha - sorry x-posted!

GypsyMoth · 05/12/2010 13:34

I have just put some onto a baking tray to serve later...... Mine look a bit ragged an messy, as if they have given birth recently........I might take a pic of them to compare with the neater ones in the box!!!

mousymouse · 05/12/2010 13:37

:o :o :o

theyoungvisiter · 05/12/2010 13:39

PLEASE take a pic!

Do you serve them hot or cold? Either seems profoundly wrong. And how do you serve the horseradish sauce - drizzled, oozing or blobbed? [boak]

everlong · 05/12/2010 13:40

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GypsyMoth · 05/12/2010 13:41

I will not be eating them!! I won't be physically able to. The sachet if sauce is defrosting, you heat them up. Only 10 in a box......... Sat next to some nobbly looking chicken goujon things...... Sex organs on a baking tray!

ShanahansRevenge · 05/12/2010 13:41

Oh this thread is killing me!

Youngvisiter I just guffawed so loudly at your post that smallest baby shannihan thinks it's a party and is throwing peas across the room in celebration of my laughter!

I want a range of party food fanjos!

kreecherlivesupstairs · 05/12/2010 15:54

While they do look very flange like, they also look delish. [not got anything for tealiveupstairs]

Nancy66 · 05/12/2010 16:00

Nothing from Iceland is EVER delicious

thefirstMrsDeVere · 05/12/2010 16:03

I havent bought the minge in the hole mentioned.

BUT I do love a bit of mini food. I have a special mini food buffet on Christmas Eve for the kids me.

Teeny burgers in teeny buns make me laugh, as do miniscule cheesecakes etc.

The advantage is that how every horrible the taste, they are so small it doesnt really matter.

M&S do loads of tiny food, as advertised by Ms Quentin. Do any of theirs look like genitalia?

This is not just mini food, its M&S wang shaped mini food.

badcoverversion · 05/12/2010 16:09

"plate of cunts" made me spray tea all over my laptop screen, bravo to your OH.

Nancy66 · 05/12/2010 16:09

You could do an entire 'rude' buffet.

canapes shaped like fannies, cocks and tits.

kreecherlivesupstairs · 05/12/2010 16:13

Nancy, anything looks delicious when all you have available is porridge, eggs and milk. I don't like eggs and need to save the porridge and milk for DD's breakfast. The closest supermarket to me which is open is 26km away in Holland and so I'll just have to go down the beer and fags route.

thefirstMrsDeVere · 05/12/2010 16:14

There was a book in the 80s called 'rude food'

Lots of ideas in there I bet.