in a rural area, and when the unsuspecting passing motorists stop to check on it, leap out of the bushes with a placard stating...
DO NOT CLUTTER UP MY INBOX WITH SCAREMONGERING STORIES ABOUT LONE MOTORISTS BEING AMBUSHED BY BADDIES PREYING ON KINDLY LONE DRIVERS CHECKING UP ON RANDOM INFANT CAR SEATS.
Because I do not believe this story has ever happened, and I do not believe this story is still being peddled and I can't believe how many relatively intelligent people are still sending me this malarkey....