for being a bit peeved when my husband put a cereal box over my head?

[deaddei]

Picture the scene.
Deaddei happily eating her breakfast this morning. Dh has the last of the weetabix and gets up to put the empty (large box of 48) in the recycling.
Then from behind me, shoves the box over my head.
Now it was a hell of a shock for a start, but he miscalculated the fact that my nose does stick out further than the rest of my face, and I now have a mark on the bridge of my nose.
Dh nearly wet himself.

He didn't know it was the map at the time, tbh. You know the GP gives you double what you need in case you vomit etc. The girl who took it just left the spares on the hatch between the kitchen and his bedroom. He opened the hatch one morning, found the pills and had an Alice in Wonderland 'Drink Me' feeling, so he took them. She realised they had vanished and he confessed he had taken them. It worked though. Neither of them got pregnant.

PMSL @ kitten's DH and the pure insanity 'I don't know what those medical tablets are, so I'll eat them' of Forth's friend.

"neither of them got pregnant" [snickers]

Never been called a troll before!!!!!!
tHe box split as he was ramming it over my head which is why a wayward corner hurt my nose......
Can,t believe someone actually tried it out!
mY nose is fine now.

Leave him.
That's not funny and leads only to worse things.
He's clearly horrid.

FWIW, I'd have been pissed off as bits of weetabix would have gone in my hair, and I dislike things in my hair, but then I don't have a DP, so all is fine.

Worse things- are we talking a Frosties box?

no but relations are now a little frostie

bo-boom

You are all mad but my god you make me laugh!

Piprabbit, I now want to know how long the lego took. Can you remember?