I am a regular, promise. Obviuosly needed to name change for this. (pom bears, private v state, sahm v mw etc)
I am a woman. I have given birth (vaginally) to 2 DCs, breastfed both. I am in a heterosexual relationship with quite a manly man. I have an hourglass figure, long blonde hair. I wear short skirts, lots of colour and painted my bedroom pink.
However when I read quite a lot of the threads on here it seems like I am more like the DP/DHs I see described.
eg
I dont 'see' dirt/mess around the house. I just leave dishes etc to fester until DP gives in and does them. DP does all the washing/hoovering/kitchen/bathroom cleaning etc. (Although this is partially because I have a disability) When we are both at home he does most of the childcare. I do the driving and control manage the money.
I was v promiscuous in my youth. I wasn't interested in getting into a relationship with any of these men, I just used them to get orgasms.
When DD was tiny it was DP who would get up at night with her. I was/am such a deep sleeper I'd sleep through her cries, even breastfeeding in my sleep.
If DP doesn't get home on time to cook dinner for us I'll just put a pizza in the oven or phone a takeaway or leave the kids to make snacks for themselves. If DP didn't cook us proper meals we'd never eat veg.
I can be quite grumpy in the morning and refuse to get out of bed until someone brings me a cup of tea.
My standards of personal hygeine are minging low. I only shave my armpits/legs about once a month. I have a bath/wash my hair about once a fortnight (and this is only after DP nagging me).
In the past friends have told me that I'm basically a man in a woman's body. Do you think they are right?
Disclaimer: this is slightly in jest. The above is true but was written for a bit of a distraction from the snow so dont flame me too much. 