Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think a torch...

21 replies

JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 18:14

the beam of light from which also melted the ice in front of you would be an excellent idea?

OP posts:
SlartyBartFast · 28/11/2010 18:16

a torch made of fire would do that? Grin
though you would have to hang it low in front of you i assume

LaurieFairyonthetreeEatsCake · 28/11/2010 18:16

I don't want to rain on your parade but can you imagine the maiming you could do with such a hot implement? Grin

so only in fantasy land....

LynetteScavo · 28/11/2010 18:16

I would probably also burn the retina of anybody who directly looked at it.

Tortington · 28/11/2010 18:16

you would then slip on the et and the compny woud get sued - H&S nightmare.

SlartyBartFast · 28/11/2010 18:17

and spoil some people's fun..

JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 19:40

I still find it hard to believe that my dream is beyond the wit of Prof Cox et al.

OP posts:
ratspeaker · 28/11/2010 19:41

You need a light sabre

Errmmmm · 28/11/2010 19:43

If she had a light sabre she wouldn't need an ice melting torch. She could melt the ice with the powers of her Jedi mind.

"This is not the pavement you are looking for"

JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 19:46

I do indeed, rat.

OP posts:
anothermum92 · 28/11/2010 19:47

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

Honeydragon · 28/11/2010 19:48

what about heated hover boots?

JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 19:48

But the Force isn't strong here, Erm.
Am stuffed.

OP posts:
BigChiefOrganiser · 28/11/2010 19:53

What you need is one of those granny shoppers with holes cut in the bottom. Fill it with grit, and push in front of you, thus gritting the pavement before you walk on it.

I'm not sure how you'd carry the spare grit to fill it up again though, it would only get you to the end of the block.

scrap that idea back to the drawing board

JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 19:53

Honey wins. I NEED hover boots. A la Link.

OP posts:
JenaiMarrsTartanFoxCube · 28/11/2010 19:56

Grit boxes every half kilometre should do.
With headlamps, that's a winner.

OP posts:
MrsChemist · 28/11/2010 19:58

It's possible with mirrors and sunlight. I watched a program recently (think it was bang goes the theory) and a curved mirror about 1m diameter produced enough heat to melt metal. It was ace.

pjmama · 28/11/2010 20:01

I think that all new cars should be fitted with tubes that run hot air down to some outlets under your front bumper. Then when it snows or is icy, everyone could drive slowly and melt a bit as they went along. If they can blow it into your car, why can't they blow a bit out onto the road too? Grin

InkyStamp · 28/11/2010 20:03

but if there was sunlight, why would you need the torch??f

InkyStamp · 28/11/2010 20:04

f??? where did that come from???

KurriKurri · 28/11/2010 20:09

You could use one of those hot paint stripper thingies, (one that ran on batteries obviously).

Honeydragon · 28/11/2010 20:15
Grin
New posts on this thread. Refresh page