negative equity, work politics, relationship trouble, guilt about dd for a million things, worried about her future, family ishoos, abandonment ishoos, "took you to stately homes" ishoos with my mother, guilty feelings because it's not her fault but I'm still angry, in overdraft again, IL troubles, most bills outstanding, beating the wolf from the door on a daily basis (with the stray hair growing from my chiny, chin, chin) and it's not looking like it's gonna get any better in the coming years.
Still we are healthy, warm, clothed and fed which I'm very thankful for so I want to NOT wallow today and instead laugh, laugh, laugh 'tis after all supposed to be the best medicine.
Please join me and tell me your funniest stories no matter what the topic or your favourite joke...
I'll start but it's a bit naughty:
A man cooks deer for dinner but his kids are reluctant to eat it wanting to know what it is. "I'll give you a clue, it's something your mother calls me". "don't eat it" shouts one of the kids "it's a f*king pr*k" 
Ok it's lame but I'm only warming up!