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2shoes, I always imagined your shoes to be blue, for some reason.

no that is blueshoes
who does exist

no 2shoes shoes are red obv . Like the wizard of oz

I always think they are red too, but that's probably because of your Hallowe'en name you had at one point which was something like 2shoeswalkingthroughblood......

dd has the red shoes(boots) mine are all black

I want to know if agentzigzag works for some kind of secret govenment agency and is currently working under cover as a mumsnetter

DH (many, many, years ago) used to call me LRWG - bless him.

lilred just pm you about something(not to do with this thread)

Actually, I am a "he".

And no, mine is not - just thought I'd get into the Christmas spirit.

Oh I am a little disappointed to hear who Professor Layton is as well :( But Notnow, should I know who Bernard is?

I too am fascinated by the names people chose for themselves.

I too also imagined that 2shoes were red

I think NotNowBernard is the name of a (children's) book???

What about TheLogLady - do you like collecting logs or are you a secret Tony Blackburn fan when he was on the first Help I'm A Celebrity

Don't say owt memoo, but I'm playing the double agent game and feeding misinformation back to the agency that MN isn't a threat cos it's just full of bitter old hags

I've wondered about TheLogLady too, but mine ponderings led me to her laying some bog logs, sorry TLL

Ah- illusions shattered- I assumed Lilred was something to do with fraggles!

magna- you know not of Twin Peaks????

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NotNowBernard akes me think of those dogs with drinks round thier necks

Me too 2shoes, but you'd never say, "not now", to that kind of bernard would you.

Not Now Bernard is indeed a children's book. Which I know by heart and am thoroughly sick of.

But do love the line 'So the monster ate him up, every bit.'

It makes me think of my sister's ex - who was called Bernard

I missed your answer CrustyBellend - you don't mind if I call you CrustyBellend do you?

Apologies for my assumption you're a she, nowt like a bit of absynth Christmas spirit.

Could I say too young to remember or just complete brain freeze - forgot all about her thanks ADream

isn't it the bernard from that film (i forget the name - something like mars attacks but from the eighties with smith and jones) who gets told not to drink something "because it looks like wee"

oh no it is that kids book....