to be unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Cullen at 30 years old?!

[wintersnow]

I realise he is a fictional teenage vampire but I can't help it!

I don't get the urban dictionary definition. I thought it was supposed to be a laugh / cough!

Hilarious! That week was the worst one!
You poor poor sexually confused thing sal
Have you read the xfactor thread where Aiden gets called spikypoo? Because he looks (and sounds like)he is doing one as he sings?
The only person I could ever fancy on xfactor is Dermot.

Aiden pretty? He has the cold dead eyes of a serial killer.

I don't car if he's straight, gay, or constipated.

He's beautiful and I love him

So there.

Lettherberock nooooo, his eyes are filled with emotion and meaning!! Well, for an 18 year old

Ok, but how did you use 'dildo' inappropriately?
Or was it something to do with Aiden, in which case SNURK and vom.

Matt over aiden ANYDAY! Matt and Dermot both come from colchester. I've lived here for my whole life and I have never met either of them!

I thought it was an inoffensive term like wally or something.

Until I was about 27 And it's not like I was unfamiliar with vibrators...I just didn't connect the term with the item.

Matt has permanant hat hair and looks like he's come to tile your kitchen

'Emotion and meaning' I presume that emotion is rage? He always looks as though there's nothing he'd enjoy more than wrapping his hands around someone's throat.

He's intense and passionate, that's all. It just can be misinterpreted by some people as supressed pathalogical violence.

wintersnow i am with you all the way. I got rather obsessed last summer. It's not rob that i love but the character. My DH thinks i am very sad being a mother of 37. (thats age 37 not 37 children )

Puma alert!! Am 33!

Would rather have Joe over any of this year's X factor lot! Even if i am the wrong type for him!

And Edward/Rob - naaaaaah. Give me Zac Efron (or any of his characters - esp 17 Again) anyday!

True blood boys all the way. Can you even imagine if they met the sparkly Cullens!

Mrs Saxon! There would be carnage! Little bits of Twinkly teenager all over the street!

YANBU, I'm 35 and just obsessed by Edward but like you, not by Rob. I can't watch Rob do interviews - he makes my toes curl with his awkwardness.

YANBU, and we are waiting for you in the safe heaven of TSA :)