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to want to gob in her dinner?

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mummytoatribe · 14/11/2010 13:35

Got railroaded into cooking dinner for the whole family today, inc my parents.

Normally this wouldnt be a problem, I usually host all the big events and they do dinner for us too. However, recently I got aload of crap from exH and he went via my mother who agreed with him and spent alot of time on the phone with him slagging me off! When I pointed out that a) I knew what she had done and b) the "fact" this was based on was actually lies and I have the proof to back it up, she didnt apologise just acted like nothing had happened.

There is alot of history of this kind of thing with my mother, but I put it to oneside for my (hen pecked) father and my childrens sake. I had thought we were making real progress the last couple of years, but hey ho, now I know!

Dad normally does the big meal cooking as he enjoys doing it and mum is at church, so he asked me, infront of my kids who asked if they could help and it ended up with me not being able to say no. It isnt that I dont want to help him out (he was going to rememberance day services) but the request actually came from her and she obv didnt want to ask me herself.

I have made the dinner for everyone, but am fighting a desperate urge sabotage hers in some undetectable way to get my own back for her sheer f*ing cheek!

So, to gob or not to gob that is the question.....

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sarah293 · 14/11/2010 13:37

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mummytoatribe · 14/11/2010 13:39

chilli sauce under her roast pork then?

Go on, say I can do something, please?!

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earwicga · 14/11/2010 13:39

Just let the cat have a quick lick before serving.

LittleMissHissyFit · 14/11/2010 14:26

laxative chocolate mousse for afters...

Itsjustafleshwound · 14/11/2010 14:29

Instead of being passive aggressive and looking vindictive, kill her with kindness or have it out with her ...

SarahStrattonsSparkler · 14/11/2010 14:30

I like the laxative idea very much. You could do the head scratch dandruff thing over her dinner just before serving it. Or sneeze on it. Spitting seems too tame somehow.

Or collect ideas here and do them all Grin

mummytoatribe · 14/11/2010 14:37

lol I am loving these ideas especially the chocolate mouse!

And I will discuss it with her Itsjusta, but today infront of my children isnt the right time. In the meantime I would just like to indulge in my fantasies of matricide!

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MaoamMuncher · 14/11/2010 14:42

Bogies ?

Bum crack garnish ?

Lick her plate before serving ?

So many, many options

sixpercenttruejedi · 14/11/2010 14:42

I'd serve her dinner in a doggy bag and send her packing

Alouiseg · 14/11/2010 14:48

Eyedrops in her drink

AlpinePony · 14/11/2010 14:51

Disgusting. There is nothing more vile than people who spit.

PinkieMinx · 14/11/2010 14:53

Dragon butter on the sprouts?

MaoamMuncher · 14/11/2010 14:54

What's dragon butter ?

sixpercenttruejedi · 14/11/2010 14:54

Pinkie - Shock
Grin

SixtyFootDoll · 14/11/2010 14:56

Never google dragon butter ( where did I hear that before?)

BowWowWow · 14/11/2010 15:01

I wont google it but can someone in the know give me a 'mild' description of dragon butter please (if thats possible)!

Bugrit · 14/11/2010 15:01

just googled dragon butter - Shock Grin

SkeletonFlowers · 14/11/2010 15:03

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BowWowWow · 14/11/2010 15:03

Shall I do it Bug? Ive just eaten. Will I vomit?

Bugrit · 14/11/2010 15:04
PinkieMinx · 14/11/2010 15:04

There is no mild description - was just spicing things up - would NEVER do it - honest Wink

PinkieMinx · 14/11/2010 15:05

I have too bugrit Grin

gapbear · 14/11/2010 16:36

Shock and a little bit Grin at dragon butter!

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